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Zuko who spent years at sea with sailors: *stubs his toe* “Ow! Fucking son of a bitch, motherfucking god-fuck fuck fuck. Holy-“
Aang:
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YO I don’t know if y’all would be in to this but I’m selling clothes for cheap on Depop if you wanna have a look!
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I just want someone to be sure about me.
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Boris: kisses his own blood off of Theo's knuckles
Theo:
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depression: hey no one truly loves you and nothing you do will ever matter
me, doing a test on what jelly bean I’d be while drinking stale pepsi out of a mug: at least im not fucking licorice flavor god could you imagine
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i've seen Little Women and now i'm yearning and can't stop
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Sometimes I just want to drop everything and plant roses that smell like raspberries to make Henry Winter proud
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If Francis Abernathy asked me to go to the bed with him I’d simply go
Rip to Richard Papen but I’m different
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richard: francis is so intriguing to me, a prince of a boy, an unexplainable miracle
richard: everything henry does is worthy of worship. henry winter, actual God, a creature above this earth
richard: i am fascinated by charles. i stare at him all the time, literally 24/7
richard: i, a hetero,
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physically speaking i’m alive and at home. emotionally? i’ve been dead at the bottom of a ravine in vermont for 11 days and they just discovered my body due to heavy snowfall burying me for the past week.
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theo is like "yea i had this friend kinda super annoying walking around without wearing a shirt constantly sometimes i swear he wasnt wearing underwear you could tell because his jeans were super low? he was really tall and looked kind of intimidating you know like a model? how they looked like they would punch you if you talk to them because theyre too beautiful and youre just a lowly mortal? yea he loo-" and the camera zooms in on hobies face like in parcs and rec
theo: so boris-
hobie:
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Gyuri realizing that his years of working his way up through the Russian mob has culminated in beong asked to chaffeur a tiny gay dog for his tinier gayer boss:
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sorry bro can't go out tonight. i'm stuck in an eternal state of melancholy
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larry decker will attempt to swindle $65000 out of his still-mourning son via his dead ex-wife’s attorney and will be like “can’t help being a scorpio!”
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