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            ❛        ignore it.       ❜        this was her fault.          a run gone south.          TWO LIVES LOST.         that was on her.          the danger had become ALL TOO REAL but the blonde was CONVINCED they could handle it.            she was            (     wrong      )             and that decision will haunt her forever.             now they were STUCK in a shitty apartment with no food and two of the dead.       ❛        they can’t get out.          just        just leave them.       ❜        back leant against the peeling wallpaper as she sunk to the floor.              this was her fault.                            //         @beaniesandmachetes

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✧ GET  OUT  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

WARNING: spoilers below. may/may not be triggering/offensive mentions of political views, race, smoking, mild threats and disturbing physiological statements. 

❝ I mean, I told you not to go in that house. ❞

❝ How you find me? ❞

❝ We handle shit. That’s what we do. ❞

❝ Consider this situation… fuckin’ handled. ❞

❝ Man, I told you not to go in that house. ❞

❝ I would have voted for Obama for a third term. ❞  

❝ Now you’re in the sunken place. ❞  

❝ This bitch is crazy. Bitch is crazy. ❞  

❝ I want those things you see through. ❞  

❝ I want your eyes, man/woman. ❞  

❝ You know what I say? ❞  

❝ I say one down, a couple hundred thousand to go. ❞  

❝ We might know more than y'all sometimes. ❞  

❝ And see this is what I came up with. ❞

❝ What’s the next move? ❞  

 ❝ So look I, I go do my… my detective work, right? ❞  

❝ I start putting pieces together. ❞  

❝ Don’t ever, ever say that I don’t do nothing anymore.  ❞

❝ Oh white girls… they get you every time. ❞  

❝ You know I can’t give you the keys, babe. ❞  

❝ I didn’t use to dress like this. ❞  

❝ That would explain the clothes… Alright.  ❞ 

❝ Bruh how you not scared of this man/woman? ❞  

❝ I’m pretty sure they are not a kinky sex family dawg. ❞

❝ I don’t know if you noticed. ❞

❝ White people love making people sex slaves and shit. 

❝ They have you bleeping barking like a dog. ❞

❝ You were one of my favorites. ❞  

❝ I ain’t never seen you like this before, bro. ❞  

❝ The mind is a terrible thing to waste. 

❝ When they died, I couldn’t bare to let them go. ❞

❝ If there’s too many white people, I get nervous. ❞

❝ Just give me the keys! ❞  

❝ I don’t know where they are. ❞

❝ So are you guys coming up from the city? ❞  

❝ Can I see your license please? ❞  

❝ Do you smoke in front of my daughter/son? ❞  

❝ I’m going to quit.  ❞

❝ Have you got your toothbrush? ❞  

❝ Do you have your computer? ❞

❝ You might want to, you know. ❞  

❝ Do they know I’m black?  ❞

❝ I’m going to hug you, my man. 

❝ Are you ready for this? ❞

❝ So, how long has this been going on, this.. this thing? ❞

❝ Get out! Get out! Get out of here! Get the fuck out of here! ❞

❝ No, no no no no, don’t do it. Just fucking go. ❞

❝ I’m so sorry. It’s me. I.. I love you. ❞

❝ So you’re comfortable enough, right? ❞

❝ You wanna know how it works? ❞

❝ What is your purpose in life? ❞

❝ Fuck this, I’m just going the other way, not today. ❞

❝ You know how they like to do motherfuckers out here, I’m gone. ❞

❝ This motherfucker hung up on me. ❞

❝ Oh man, it begins. Are you ready for this? ❞

❝ Just smile. Yeah, there you go, there it is. ❞

❝ Pardon me, I’m going to take some pictures. ❞

❝ Good to see an old brother around here. ❞

❝ You two make a lovely couple. ❞

❝ I know who you are. ❞

❝ I’m an admirer of your great work. ❞

❝ My assistant describes the work to me in great detail. ❞

❝ Life can be a sick joke. ❞

❝ Oh, you got that right. Shit ain’t fair.  ❞

❝ I owe you an apology. ❞

❝ How rude of me to touch your belongings without asking. ❞

❝ It’s cool. I was just confused. ❞

❝ I can assure you there was no funny business. ❞

❝ It’s fine. I wasn’t trying to snitch. ❞

❝ I can assure you I don’t answer to anyone. ❞

❝ That’s not my experience. Not at all. ❞

❝ I got hypnotized last night. ❞

❝ Do you think they saw that shit coming? Hell no! ❞

❝ I should get back to work and minding my own business. ❞

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Can we talk about Rick’s bedroom eyes in the first panel and Andrea’s coy “over the shoulder” look in the last panel?

Can we talk about what a pair of stupid kids in love they are?

Can we?

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One of my first OTPs 

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falltogrvce:

                    eyes watching the rv speed along the road, hair blowing as it came to a sudden stop. even as the window was rolled down, amy’s eyes widened at the sight of her sister … was she seeing things? she had to be, but still, she found herself entering the rv, taking a seat beside her sister. heart pounding as she stared incredulous at the blonde. ❛ am i dreaming ?? ❜ 

           ❛        no.        no you’re not.       ❜         tears begin to rise to the surface.           quickly wiped away with the flick of her hand.           eyes find themselves wondering back to the girl she had long since KISSED GOODBYE.          she had to focus.         AMY IS SAFE.           now she needs to save her group.       ❛        but i need you to listen to me, amy.       ❜         she’s about to compete for WORLDS WORST SISTER.         how about that ???        finding out the person she cares for most in the world is alive              moments before throwing her back into the MOUTH OF HELL.       ❛        rick’s in danger.         everyone else too.       i need you to STAY IN HERE and not come out until the shooting stops, okay ??         promise me.       ❜ 

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☃ Christmas Inspired Starters ☃

“I wasn’t sure what to get you.”

“When did this turn into an ugly sweater party?”

“I wish it would snow.”

“Wake up! It’s Christmas!”

“It’s Christmas Eve. That means I can open a present right?”

“Is this eggnog spiked?”

“Can you help me untangle these lights?”

“You can’t put alcohol in the hot chocolate.”

“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.”

“I’d rather spend Christmas with you.”

“Who’d you piss off to get invited to this party?”

“You cannot do what you did last year.”

“Is that supposed to be a snowman?”

“Can I put the tree topper on this year?”

“I dunno, this tree looks a little bare.”

“Of course I would love spending Christmas with your parents!”

“Is it considered Christmas wine if I drink it on Christmas?”

“That tree isn’t even going to fit in the house! Why did you buy it without measuring it first?”

“I’d rather be someplace warm.”

“I burnt the ham, let’s just order a pizza.”

“Why is there a reindeer on my front lawn?”

“None of these Christmas lights work.”

“I slipped and fell on the ice.”

“I’m not any good at ice skating.”

“Here, you can wear my gloves.”

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shows up 10 yrs late with an icon she made in 5 seconds and a starbucks.

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so I’ll be online tonight/tomorrow so smacka da heart for something.

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so I'll be online tonight/tomorrow so smacka da heart for something.

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           ❛        i just lost both my KIDS and my BOYFRIEND in the same week.       ❜        she’s in no mood for small talk.         there is doubt wedged in her mind as to how much longer she can go on LOSING PEOPLE.       ❛        don’t you dare FUCKING stand there and judge me.       ❜                          //            open starter.

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miserieah:

“I don’t give a damn if it is or it ain’t, I’m just saying.” He glanced across the campfire.

“Amy got a boyfriend before all this?”

            ❛        you’re about the only one who doesn’t care, in that case.          been hearing whispers about what we get up to all week.       ❜        eyes NARROW at the male before her.         honestly ??        andrea wasn’t sure.          but even if she knew she wasn’t about to answer until she was certain that shane wasn’t trying to CREEP on her sister.       ❛        might’ve done.          why d’you want to know ??       ❜

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pro tip: do not lay down and pluck your eyebrows because it really hurts when you drop tweezers in your eye. you’re welcome.

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jcdith:

SCENARIO MEME.    ——    accepting

❛     I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE    .     .    .     ❜               COLORS   ARE   SIMPLY  A  NOTION     .     /       a   notion   that    ,    raised   onto   HELL     ,     came   lost   upon   her     .   assistance   from    those   who’d   minded   this   fact      —–     they   assist       ,      guiding   words   and   gentle    tone     .     &&   SHE  LISTENS   .       cerulean   eyes   to   peer   about   a   suburb   LOST   TO   TIME     .     houses   are    garnished   by   cobwebs      ,     with   dulling   brick   to   be   hidden   by   the   rising   vegetation      ——-      vines   that   wrap   and   curl       .       yet      ,     she   searches   for   color      .    the   game   was   noted   as   a   PLAYFUL   test     .      ❛     something    .     .    .    pink      !     ❜                she   exclaims     ,     viewing   at   eye   corners   to   a   discarded   bicycle       .     face   scrunches     ,             ❛     OH    ,    WAIT    ——-    nope    .    red    .    it’s definitely red    .   —-    yeah      .       i spy that   !     ❜

                               @hisniper​       //      bonding with judy.

                   lips  are  twisted  into  a  SMILE.            something  which  feels  a  little  more  than  FOREIGN  on fair  features.             the  child  is  not  being  DISCREET  with  her  choice,         but  andrea  plays  along.             green  orbs  constantly  searching  for  DANGER  heading  their  way.         ❛        HMMMM       ...       ❜        vibrations  tickle  cracked  lips  as  the  blonde  MOCK  SEARCHES  for  judith’s  object.         ❛        is  it  GLENN’S  CAP ??       ❜        the  colour  had  WORN  so  much  that  it  was  a  possibility. 

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miserieah:

@hisniper sent  “i’m just so fucking tired of feeling this way.”

“You know, if you’re lonely, Dale looks at you with goddamn stars in his eyes.” Shane replied, pressing bullets into the magazine resting on his thigh.

“Could throw him a bone. Might not be so lonely then.”

           ❛        if i was FIFTY years older, he’d be ideal.       ❜        she knew what every one thought of her.           ESPECIALLY donna.         young women like her and amy, flirting with an old man.          but he had an RV and she really didn’t want to sleep in a tent.         not with the danger that’s out there.      ❛        besides, he’s just helping us out.         nothing’s going on.       ❜

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         STARTER CALL bc my princess needs some interactions.