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i could not survive in ancient greece i would be spending all my money on red figure kraters or whatever. my husband would come home like where did all of the funds for influencing votes go and i'd be like honey look this amphora's got achilles and ajax playing dice on it
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I feel so bad because I never come on here anymore does anyone even remember me 😓
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been gone for so long that the p0rnbots r starting to follow me oh brother
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Christian Ziegler's incredible photo which has been selected as the Highly Commended image in the Natural History Museum's Wildlife Photographer of the Year 58th competition.
Christian had been tracking the group of bonobos "chest-deep through flooded forest" in the Salonga National Park for days when he spotted the young male holding a juvenile mongoose in his hand.
"I was so surprised to see how he carried the mongoose with such care. I immediately started to follow him and document it," he told BBC News. The ape held and stroked the small mongoose for over an hour, he said.
It is not uncommon for bonobos to capture small animals to keep as pets for short periods of time before either eating or releasing them, and it may even be a status symbol among bonobos to hold onto another animal for a while to show off.
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have no idea what I want to do with my life anymore
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that picture of the little boy holding a puppy and smiling with the writing on the bottom that says hi daddy this is my doggy chelsea isn't she cute i love you and the picture of the cat with the writing that says our michael... pet photos of all time
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if i could pick a single ancient roman to bring back to modern time i would pick an old man who used to build roads and let him loose among the italian grandpas who stand around at construction sites. i think the cultural exchange would be beautiful
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I actually don’t care about florence pugh because she supported johnny depp so
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ofc you’re a she they, don’t get enough attention at home huh
oh no are u a jason shitface fan
#like be serious oh my god 😭#who cares about that guy there r so many rumors of him being a cheater#and he seems to only date much younger women#get a life#anon
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some of u are such losers jason sudeikis is hideous and none of u even cared about him before this who fcking cares about some middle aged white guy from kansas
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