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Event: Pottertalia!!! Name: Aleid Noël Age: 15 Year: 5th House: Slytherin Blood Type: Half-Blood Wand: Unicorn Hair and Cedar Quidditch: Keeper

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[she continues to to walk at the same pace] Yes, because this is a good speed to walk there

Matsmaker, matsmaker make me a mats! [she is here to visit her friend] [she comes up behind him and lightly punches him in the shoulder] Ah yes, good work matsmaker.

*he chuckles heartily and musses her hair* Good to see you too, Alei Alei Oxenfree. Thanks, all in a day’s work.

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I think most dentists don't just accept walk-in appointments, Antonio [its important to go to the dentist, Antonio] [she finally catches up with him and so is now still sort of power walking, but next to him]

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜ { !!! }

I’m…not a science teacher, but I’m pretty sure that’s not great for your brains cells. [shrugs] Eh, I guess you have nothing to lose, why not? [steps aside and opens the door to let him in] Want to come inside while I get my stuff?

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[follows him] And what are we going to do with the balloons once they're deflated, Antonio? [why is he so fast she has to power walk to keep up] Also, isn't 2:30 the best time to go to the dentist, not the best time for a nap?

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜ { !!! }

I’m…not a science teacher, but I’m pretty sure that’s not great for your brains cells. [shrugs] Eh, I guess you have nothing to lose, why not? [steps aside and opens the door to let him in] Want to come inside while I get my stuff?

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Then it'd be rude to make it wait any longer. [its not like she's that fast, she has very short legs.]

Matsmaker, matsmaker make me a mats! [she is here to visit her friend] [she comes up behind him and lightly punches him in the shoulder] Ah yes, good work matsmaker.

*he chuckles heartily and musses her hair* Good to see you too, Alei Alei Oxenfree. Thanks, all in a day’s work.

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[She rolls her eyes and grabs his arm, dragging him towards the nearest coffee shop] C'mon Mats.

Matsmaker, matsmaker make me a mats! [she is here to visit her friend] [she comes up behind him and lightly punches him in the shoulder] Ah yes, good work matsmaker.

*he chuckles heartily and musses her hair* Good to see you too, Alei Alei Oxenfree. Thanks, all in a day’s work.

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[that gets a little smile out of her] It's only like 2:30pm Antonio. [shes laughing at the fact that he'd fall asleep] [she goes back into her house, closing the door] [she opens the door again holding a small backpack that she uses as a purse and proceeds to lock up her house to go out] So where are we getting balloons from? I'm assuming they're /you're/ responsibility? [she means his responsibility is paying for them]

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜ { !!! }

I’m…not a science teacher, but I’m pretty sure that’s not great for your brains cells. [shrugs] Eh, I guess you have nothing to lose, why not? [steps aside and opens the door to let him in] Want to come inside while I get my stuff?

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❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜ { !!! }

I’m…not a science teacher, but I’m pretty sure that’s not great for your brains cells. [shrugs] Eh, I guess you have nothing to lose, why not? [steps aside and opens the door to let him in] Want to come inside while I get my stuff?

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bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

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Case File: Semper Augustus Real Name: Aleid [classified] Code Name: Semper Augustus Age: [classified] Allegiance: Team Pearl Occupation: Field Agent/Assassin; outside of agency, florist Favourite Food: Croquettes, stroopwafels Strengths: * Generic spy distinterest * Green thumb * Calm under pressure * Doesn't make friends easily * She's sneaky cuz she's tiny Weaknesses: * Doesn't make friends easily * Hella unfriendly * Can act haughty * Can't swim (technically this is classified) * Refuses to get around via any mode of transportation but bikes * The Worst (TM) Background: * Went to teacher's college at {classified}, was high school history teacher for a while before deciding she hated it and began devoting more time as an agent. * It wasn't hard to convince her to join Pearl, since she p much hates everything * Like seriously she's just grumpy af * Eeeeeeemo * Also joined Pearl because she has a relative on the team (relative's identity is classified)

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Mats. I just need coffee. [she flashes him an annoyed look] Do you want to go /get/ some with me?

Matsmaker, matsmaker make me a mats! [she is here to visit her friend] [she comes up behind him and lightly punches him in the shoulder] Ah yes, good work matsmaker.

*he chuckles heartily and musses her hair* Good to see you too, Alei Alei Oxenfree. Thanks, all in a day’s work.

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She had to think about that one a moment. "Can you help me move some furniture? I'm trying to get another bookshelf, and the one I have is too big and heavy for me to move on my own."

❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜

“You? I don’t think I’ve ever seen you in a bad mood, David. I’m surprised.”

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[she frowns deeper in a "this guy is slow" kind of way] No, there's nothing wrong. Just a long day I think. Probably tired so you think I'm mad.

Matsmaker, matsmaker make me a mats! [she is here to visit her friend] [she comes up behind him and lightly punches him in the shoulder] Ah yes, good work matsmaker.

*he chuckles heartily and musses her hair* Good to see you too, Alei Alei Oxenfree. Thanks, all in a day’s work.

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Not you, the one who made you. [she's just a stubborn lil shit ain't she] How are you today? [she says all this in a grumpy voice, crossing her arms, but she really is happy to hang out with her friend]

Matsmaker, matsmaker make me a mats! [she is here to visit her friend] [she comes up behind him and lightly punches him in the shoulder] Ah yes, good work matsmaker.

*he chuckles heartily and musses her hair* Good to see you too, Alei Alei Oxenfree. Thanks, all in a day’s work.

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She nodded. "That's an incredibly good reason." She agreed, eyes wide.

❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜

“You? I don’t think I’ve ever seen you in a bad mood, David. I’m surprised.”

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"Uhhh. Likeeee 70? I live in those townhouses near here and my house NUMmmber is 70." She said. "Ya feel?"

#b

“It’s time to get up and let go,” Fiore murmured, picking Aleid up from the bar table and hoisting her to her feet. Goodness, she was drunk.

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She rolled her eyes. "You can't keep the same surname, Ant—Diego. Choose a different one." She gave no hints as to whether she liked the name Celia or not (but truthfully she did). "Now what's our cover story? And we'll need fake papers..."

“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”

“Ay, wait!” He quickly caught up to her, stepping in front as to stop her from possibly dashing off. “Changing our names and running away to Mexico will not solve this problem, amiga. You should know that better than anyone else.”

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