histrionic-dragon
histrionic-dragon
Histrionic Dragon
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 I'm Halbereth on Ao3 and my main tumblr, but if you found me through Ao3, this is the one to follow.  || Mostly Marvel with other geeky stuff thrown in
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histrionic-dragon · 12 hours ago
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Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"
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histrionic-dragon · 23 hours ago
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Credit to —
https://instagram.com/comradeamerica?igshid=18hbb96vv47f8
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histrionic-dragon · 23 hours ago
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Mostly reblogging for the reminder that, hey yeah, there's a ton of biological and cultural worldbuilding opportunities in a world with radically different seasons. I just wasn't that into it--gave up after the second book--and maybe that kind of missed potential is part of why. It could have been much more innovative and exploratory.
Someone over on Discord asked, "I'm morbidly curious: How BAD is A Song of Ice and Fire in terms of the authenticity George claims it to be?"
My reply was straightforward:
The long and the short of it is that ASOIAF is basically a vehicle for GRRM to present both his rape fetish and his Hobbesian view on human nature and has less historical accuracy than Frozen or most other Disney movies.
That's actually a good way to think of it, now that I've said it--he's Family Unfriendly, they're Family Friendly, but both have the same relationship with History: just Pure Aesthetic with no consideration for how the worldbuilding would work.
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histrionic-dragon · 1 day ago
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Sambucky gets to me
+ Bonus doodles
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histrionic-dragon · 1 day ago
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I love your art style! In your Rebel Padme AU, how do the twins deal with the whole ‘worst divorce of the Galaxy’ dynamics of Padme and Vader? How are theirs interactions with theirs super divorced parents? Do they pick up a side or just try to stop everything from burning? I’d love to see Luke and Leia of this AU in your art style!
see i want to have seriousness/angst but I also want to have the sheer comedic potential, so i think as early teens it's like "mom how could you lie to us abt our father being an evil fascist sith all these years?!?!?!" and then by like age 17 it's like
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(tip jar! // comms status)
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histrionic-dragon · 1 day ago
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The West Chesapeake Valley Thunderbolts!! ⚡️💛 i finally finished these silly guys for charms 🫶
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histrionic-dragon · 1 day ago
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"I've always had these episodes, since I was a kid. There's a high, then there's a big low, and then my memory just goes blank."
Told y'all, after the moodboard I felt like I had to make a drawing, Bob Reynolds fits way too perfectly with one of my favourite songs ever, True Faith by New Order, which is about dr*g abuse and recovery. Seriously, if you haven't heard it, please give it a try. Musically it's a total bop, with devastating lyrics that fit Bob and Sentry SO well. The highs and lows of his mind, the drugs, being used for an experiment, becoming a different person and being feared, abandoned... I love this song and I love Bob so much 💕
I hope you'll like this 💖 I've missed being so proud about an artwork of mine! I genuinely loved drawing this and I can't wait to read your thoughts.
Please do not repost without credits! Reblogs and comments are welcomed 💕
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histrionic-dragon · 1 day ago
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sex pollen is OUT, honesty pollen is IN. Expose your characters to alien chemicals that make them actually talk to each other
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histrionic-dragon · 1 day ago
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Waking up from your decade long enchanted sleep to learn that, not only is sharing your True Name with the fae okay now, but there's actually a rule against using a false name when entering the faerie market.
Your friends admit that this causes some problems— it's way easier to fall victim to a false deal, or get stolen away now— but everyone goes to the fae market to buy their goods so what are you gonna do? Not see your friends? Go out of your way to buy more expensive stuff from the human market? Yeah right.
Also yes they still perform their light-footed fluttering dances under the silvery light of the full moon, but in order to get in you have to first watch the dancers perform two short plays about why you should shop at certain local businesses. Also if you want to talk about the performance afterwards then you need to trade them your True Name, your home address, your date of birth and your personal interests.
You do this so that the fae can this information on a scroll and give it to local business owners.
Another part of the deal they broke is that nobody may talk negatively about those businesses within the market walls. In fact, your friends say, the enchantment is so effective that it's very difficult to talk negatively about anything at all.
“I know it sounds un-good,” your friend admits. “But there are loopholes.”
“In retrospect,” another friend says, “I wish the town had voted un-yes to teaching the fae about money.”
“On the plus side,” the first friend says, “I hear the market is investing in one of those enchanted statues that responds to questions with deliberately ambiguous riddles, so long as you trade it your memories of secondary school.”
“Oh, cool. Is that why they're burning down the library?”
You wonder if it's too late to go back to sleep.
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histrionic-dragon · 2 days ago
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*Dead media (assassinated)
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histrionic-dragon · 2 days ago
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SAMBUCKY.. i absolutely adore how you draw them and saw in the tags you do take idea requests!
i would just love to see them cuddling being soft with each other maybe just sweetly admiring each other (aka how bucky looks at sam always in canon) OR angry angsty post-divorce pining admiring (glaring at) each other. 'why are you so hot i hate you so bad right now'. (im a sucker for soft!sambucky but also angsty!sambucky. two sides of a shiny ass coin.)
your art is so good i am very hungry and would like to eat it
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thank u! i like this request a lot i think i already had a sketch for something like it before you asked. sorry this is more angsty than angry/horny tho
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histrionic-dragon · 2 days ago
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his wtf face
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histrionic-dragon · 2 days ago
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It's not a virtue to focus totally on your own peace and disregard problems around you. Ironically, it's also not a virtue to stew in your own anxiety.
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histrionic-dragon · 2 days ago
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Ava and Yelena:
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Ava and Yelana the second John walks into the room:
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histrionic-dragon · 3 days ago
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okay so I finished Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl (1861) by Harriet Jacobs, and here are my takeaways, because it was AMAZING and I can't believe all US students aren't required to read it in school:
shows how slavery actually worked in nuanced ways i'd never thought much about
example: Jacobs's grandmother would work making goods like crackers and preserves after she was done with her work day (so imagine boiling jars at like 3 a.m.) so that she could sell them in the local market
through this her grandmother actually earned enough money, over many years, to buy herself and earn her freedom
BUT her "mistress" needed to borrow money from her. :)))) Yeah. Seriously. And never paid her back, and there was obviously no legal recourse for your "owner" stealing your life's savings, so all those years of laboring to buy her freedom were just ****ing wasted. like.
But also! Her grandmother met a lot of white women by selling them her homemade goods, and she cultivated so much good will in the community that she was able to essentially peer pressure the family that "owned" her into freeing her when she was elderly (because otherwise her so-called owners' white neighbors would have judged them for being total assholes, which they were)
She was free and lived in her own home, but she had to watch her children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren all continue to be enslaved. She tried to buy her family but their "owners" wouldn't allow it.
Enslaved people celebrated Christmas. they feasted, and men went around caroling as a way to ask white people in the community for money.
But Christmas made enslaved people incredibly anxious because New Years was a common time for them to be sold, so mothers giving their children homemade dolls on Christmas might, in just a few days' time, be separated from their children forever
over and over again, families were deliberately ripped apart in just the one community that Harriet Jacobs lived in. so many parents kept from their children. just insane to think of that happening everywhere across the slave states for almost 200 years
Harriet Jacobs was kept from marrying a free Black man she loved because her "owner" wouldn't let her
Jacobs also shows numerous ways slavery made white people powerless
for example: a white politician had some kind of relationship with her outside of marriage, obviously very questionably consensual (she didn't hate him but couldn't have safely said no), and she had 2 children by him--but he wasn't her "master," so her "master" was allowed to legally "own" his children, even though he was an influential and wealthy man and tried for years to buy his children's freedom
she also gives examples of white men raping Black women and, when the Black women gave birth to children who resembled their "masters," the wives of those "masters" would be devastated--like, their husbands were (from their POV) cheating on them, committing violent sexual acts in their own house, and the wives couldn't do anything about it (except take out their anger on the enslaved women who were already rape victims)
just to emphasize: rape was LEGALLY INCENTIVIZED BY US LAW LESS THAN 200 YEARS AGO. It was a legal decision that made children slaves like their mothers were, meaning that a slaveowner who was a serial rapist would "own" more "property" and be better off financially than a man who would not commit rape.
also so many examples of white people promising to free the enslaved but then dying too soon, or marrying a spouse who wouldn't allow it, or going bankrupt and deciding to sell the enslaved person as a last resort instead
A lot of white people who seemed to feel that they would make morally better decisions if not for the fact that they were suffering financially and needed the enslaved to give them some kind of net worth; reminds me of people who buy Shein and other slave-made products because they just "can"t" afford fairly traded stuff
but also there were white people who helped Harriet Jacobs, including a ship captain whose brother was a slavetrader, but he himself felt slavery was wrong, so he agreed to sail Harriet to a free state; later, her white employer did everything she could to help Harriet when Harriet was being hunted by her "owner"
^so clearly the excuse that "people were just racist back then" doesn't hold any water; there were plenty of folks who found it just as insane and wrongminded as we do now
Harriet Jacobs making it to the "free" north and being surprised that she wasn't legally entitled to sit first-class on the train. Again: segregation wasn't this natural thing that seemed normal to people in the 1800s. it was weird and fucked up and it felt weird and fucked up!
Also how valued literacy skills were for the enslaved! Just one example: Harriet Jacobs at one point needed to trick the "slaveowner" who was hunting her into thinking she was in New York, and she used an NYC newspaper to research the names of streets and avenues so that she could send him a letter from a fake New York address
I don't wanna give away the book, because even though it's an autobiography, it has a strangely thrilling plot. But these were some of the points that made a big impression on me.
Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl also inspired the first novel written by a Black American woman, Frances Harper, who penned Iola Leroy. And Iola Leroy, in turn, helped inspire books by writers like Nella Larsen and Zora Neale Hurston. Harriet Jacob is also credited in Colson Whitehead's acknowledgments page for informing the plot of The Underground Railroad. so this book is a pivotal work in the US literary canon and, again, it's weird that we don't all read it as a matter of course.
(also P.S. it's free on project gutenberg and i personally read it [also free] on the app Serial Reader)
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histrionic-dragon · 3 days ago
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Easy actions, scripts for calls/postcards, donation links, and links to background on the issues.
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histrionic-dragon · 4 days ago
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as someone with aragorn's kind of face framing layers i just know the front pieces are hanging in his eyes all day every day... "my path is hidden from me" you are 4 bobby pins away from utter clarity.
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