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Messy eater

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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i just made some bullshitttttttt

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hey, i think i might've found a possible lead regarding the source of the picture used in some of postal 1's promotional material?

for context, i found the image on the left by total chance the other day through a reverse image search. upon looking up the image ID on gettyimages, i was able to find the original here.

at first, i assumed it was a cosplay photo of sorts that had somehow managed to end up on a stock images site, but upon closer inspection, that doesn't seem to be the case. the angle is slightly different, but if you compare certain details to the one on the right (such as the stuff on the floor and the texture of the walls), they're practically identical. as such, i believe these two pictures may come from the same photoshoot.

however, that's pretty much the extent of what i know. unfortunately, it doesn't look like there's a way to contact the poster of this image for more information, and i doubt RWS would be of much help either, as i recall mike j stating in a reddit thread that the picture was owned by ripcord games (which has been defunct for well over a decade by now), not them.

i just wanted to share this cause i thought it was an interesting find. that being said, if anyone has any idea where to find out more about origin of these two photos, then please feel free to share!

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you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

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ew

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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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happy pride from vandelay technologies

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why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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I get that this is mostly a me thing but seeing so many posts making fun of "holy blood cannibalism pomegranate deer" style writing just makes me sad ;-; . guys that's a lot of people's first stab at poetry that's hobby art that's a vulnerable thing to post those are passion projects...

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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"crash out" already has a meaning which is to fall asleep. cut it out

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god forbid a guy hypefixates on his fursona and ig kill a bunch of kids but like

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you are so fucking hot holy shit

but do you think i'm worth saving?

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walk it off