Patroclus: You've got to learn to love yourself.
Achilles: But don't you hate yourself ?
Patroclus: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
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Patroclus: Quick, you're losing a lot of blood! What's your type?
Achilles: Smart, brunette, greek, you-
Patroclus: Your blood type, Achilles.
Achilles: Oh! Red.
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*baby crying from next room*
Zeus: How old's your kid?
Thetis: That's Achilles, he's 27.
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1 artist i listen to these days for each tsoa character
Achilles: MARINA (and the diamonds) & Frank Ocean
Patroclus: Mitski
Briseis: Rina Sawayama
Odysseus: Kate Bush
Diomedes: Beyoncรฉ
Menelaus: London Grammar
Hector: Fiona Apple
Paris: Charli XCX
Agamemnon: The Smiths (just because both him and morrissey are problematic)
Penelope: Agnes Obel
Apollo: Caroline Polachek
Helen: Kali Uchis
Thetis: FKA Twigs (not sure for that one but i wanted to include twigs๐) (but also kinda)
Chiron: Hozier
i can't explain the logic for most of my choices but idk it's just the vibe they give me
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Diomedes: Achilles, do you support the LGBTQ community ?
Achilles, pulling Patroclus into a delicate kiss: I'm gay.
Odysseus: He's avoiding the question!
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i think i just doubled my number of posts in 30 minutes
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Achilles: Do you have a date for Valentine's day?
Patroclus: Yes, February 14th.
Achilles: ...
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Iphigenia's ghost: So what do you guys have planned for Valentine's day?
Clytemnestra and Aegisthus: Murder.
Iphigenia: That's the spirit.
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Deidameia: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Achilles: Yeah no problem girl.
Deidameia, blushing: Well... I love you.
Achilles: It back!
Deidameia:
Achilles:
Patroclus: Why is Deidameia crying face-down on the floor?
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Achilles: Woah Patroclus, you wanna hold my hand when we're not even married? How awfully lewd of you.
Patroclus: We literally slept together yesterday.
Achilles: It's nothing compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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can't find quotes that are really about valentine's day that have not been done two hundred times already so im settling for anything that's cute <3
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Achilles: Hey Patroclus, wanna know your gay name?
Patroclus: My gay name?
Achilles: Yeah, it's your first name-
Patroclus: Haha, very funny.
Achilles, getting down on one knee: -and my last name ;)
Patroclus: Oh- oh my god.
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Patroclus: I love you.
Achilles: What was that?
Patroclus: I just said I'm selling you to the zoo-
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Patroclus: What are you in the mood for?
Achilles: World domination.
Patroclus: Well, that's a bit ambitious, even for you.
Achilles: You're my world.
Patroclus: Aww...
Achilles:
Patroclus:
Achilles:
Patroclus: OH
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so let's be honest i kinda lost my hyperfixation months ago BUT today is Valentine's day and i still love patrochilles from the bottom of my heart๐๐ and i just now realized i should be posting something so im gonna post a few incorrect quotes (there's only like 15 minutes left before it's the 15th help)
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Patroclus: You've got to learn to love yourself.
Achilles: But don't you hate yourself ?
Patroclus: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
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Patroclus: You're making me claustrophobic.
Achilles: What does claustrophobic mean?
Odysseus: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Patroclus: No it doesn't!
Odysseus: HO HO HO!
Achilles: Stop it, Odysseus! You're scaring him!
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