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normally not a gax enthusiast but oh my god. the way max was on him with the champagne bottle, spraying it all over his back and george standing there frozen - pretending to ignore him for a second, pretending he doesn't care... only to turn around and smile at him while max clinks their bottles together. oh wow. maybe they do love to have real nasty sloppy hate sex

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I would like to say that I got Saint Charles nails for Monaco and Spain.

Just as a hope that it would bring him luck.

Two weeks, two podiums, it worked babbbyyyy

(A little picture of the nails I got as a joke but ended up loving)

Thank you to my nail tech for accepting me and my insane ideas

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two teammates that are battling for the drivers championship, whose also leading the wcc together crash into each other in barcelona in lap 1, which ends up with Max verstappen winning the race. now I'm talking about 2016 but. alas. history loves repeating itself.

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I’m at the track today and holy shit it’s so fucking hot, good luck Pirelli tyres

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Uh oh.

I thought of a fic idea.

And it grew legs.

Help.

It’s running away from me!!

(This has happened too many time this month)

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:(

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Theorem: George lost his mind in Monaco

Proof:

Premature ejaculation joke about his role in the F1 movie

‘I don’t wear pants when I race’

Described his own bum as strenuous

Ruled out getting his dick out for a calendar even though no-one asked

Tour of the garage focusing on the cleaning equipment

Passenger princess in his own F1 car as he was rescued by the marshals

Stared at the back of a Williams for one billion laps

Blatant cheating, zero fucks given

No attempt to deny the cheating, zero fucks given

‘Give the place back, George’   ‘No 🥰’

Jose Mourinho impression mid-race

Attempted to incite further violence (‘tell Kimi to put the handbrakes on then’)

Showered after the race on a balcony in the middle of the paddock

With a camping shower being pumped by his girlfriend

And posted the video on Instagram

‘Add a sprinkler button to each car’

‘Use a plane to randomly drop water from above’

‘Fifteen pit stops instead of two’

‘Bring back the lego cars’

Got taken out for dinner by Alex after demanding it both in interviews and on social media

Q.E.D

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fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

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merc somehow forgot they had to do 2 pit stops??

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oh, the girls are fIGHTING

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Have a tea break while you're at it!

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Pierre: Are you having another depressive episode?

Charles: A depressive episode?

Charles: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

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The Director of the GPDA side plot: yeah I broke the rules. Penalise me <3 give the 10 seconds <3

FIA: here is a 20 second drive through penalty

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red bull gives you wiiings

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the marshals pushing the car while George is still sitting in it

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charles leclerc & lando norris | monaco gp 2025

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what driving a redbull does to a mfs