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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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Don't blaze your pride posts. Don't fucking give money to the tgirl harassment staff during fucking pride month.
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I was alone in the art room and had the thought “I wonder how many stools I can get over my head” Long story short i got stuck and the class walked in to me pathetically trying to wriggle out without being knocked over
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If you’re the most fuckable person in the grocery store, you’re in the wrong grocery store.
"I have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store" you are living in a prison of your own creation
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hey, sorry if this is weird or anything but i’m that mosquito that just bit you and i’m trans and sucking blood kinda makes me super dysphoric, but when you called me “it” that really validated my gender identity so i just wanted to say thanks. aw are u coming in for a high five :3
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redeeming moment for crazy white women everywhere
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We gotta wait for chapter 7 to see who banishes the angle

Who made this edit, it's the most valid one
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Oh these footnotes I keep making?*
* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?
* (I'm collecting them.
* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.
* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!
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