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has. has anyone done this yet

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I had to look up how to draw crt monitors man

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That’s it, kids. We’re turning around and heading home to YTMND.

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i hate when a coworker brings up harry potter because you just have to start beating them and keep beating them and beating them and attacking them and mauling them and it's really tiring to do twice a day

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tiktok is fun because I report someone’s comment for saying death to trannies but I get my comment removed for saying the trans masc experience is za and hang

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If you genuinely believe that the fall of the American empire is impossible, then remember that a hundred years ago the British empire ruled over a quarter of the world's population and now controls less than one percent. Even if the "United States of America" as a nation doesn't go away, the collapse of an empire is entirely possible.

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ill be real the "poly people are uglyyy" thing just feels like cope? like theyre in a polycule. they have directly proven that multiple people find them hot enough to want to be in a relationship, often sexual, with. you have what? one single Monogamous Jessica, and you're terrified she'll leave you as soon as she sees a rooster with bigger tail feathers?

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I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

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TOBIAS BRADFORD / "TOO MUCH" / 2022

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@decorativestatuary posted this in a Star Trek group and I was sad we couldn’t reblog so here it is :)

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i do think there should be more stories and shows and stuff about guys falling in love with butch women actually, i think that’d be a good thing. and not ‘this is as butch as twitter can handle’, i mean butch as can fucking be without apology, and making those boys weak in the knees about it. i think it’s great actually to have f/m romances that exist to break gender norms, too. i think it sucks that the only mainstream het romances that exist are either about women who are already feminine or with women who are just a little too scarily masculine and have to be fixed into being girlier. that’s shit.

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you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck

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at a phase in my life where when i get the sense a book is trying to offer me Representation (TM) i hiss and scream and start kicking and ripping bricks out of the wall. this character's Coherent Identity And Articulation Of Their Issues had Better fit in with the rest of the worldbuilding (it won't)

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I love Joey asking Yugi why he keeps losing and Yugi wanting to be helpful is like let me see/I can give you tip s but upon looking at it is like going through the 5 stages of grief

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at my friends husbands fucking wake. and my mother is fucking texting me about a pizza for dinner and angry I’m not responding. then I come home with a huge bag of groceries (which I can’t see around) and her dog gets under my foot and I tap his leg with my foot. then she starts screaming at me in front of her boyfriend. I have got to get out