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Hell yeah! Props to our boy ODIN!!! You know your named after the head honcho of Norse mythology?
>> My mon wanted me to have a cool name so she Bingled the coolest names until she found mine.
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Oh dear! Are there any heath stations nearby? -🍪
“No…”
>> No worries Calarts! I found a battery inside this locker to help you absorb more damage! It’s a little wet from the water hazard in this room, but your safety vest should still accept it.
“Ohmygosh that’s awesome! Thank you Odin! You are the best person here, just…objectively.”
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It’s SHOCKING that you move so fast!
“MY PAIN IS NOT SOMETHING TO MAKE LIGHT OF!”
>> Maybe not to YOU! I think it’s hilarious!
>> Leave the poor man alone, Lydia. Hasn’t he suffered enough?
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Where are you guys now?
“AAAAAAAUGGGGHH”
>> Electricity puzzle!!! Gotta turn the power off.
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(Oh shit I’m sorry I was just talking about how the military is going to come in later chapters I AM SO SORRY -Revolution Anon
((I understand. Please be considerate of how you phrase a question like that in the future, especially with consideration for IRL events in different parts of the world))
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((Okay so I don’t know who Revolution Anon is but uh. I’m not answering that question. And I’d appreciate it if you didn’t send me anything like that specifically.))
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grisping lydia like bug
-bug anon!!
>> I wiggle out of your grisping and bite you like a raccoon!!! Hah! Take that!
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Hey look at the lights!!! Gay moths baby!!! -MothWOman
>> They’re just like me!
“Yippeeeeeeee!”
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It serenely sounds like you have a etymology department if Lydia is anything to go by -Buny
>> Lydia is more of a human dictionary than she is an entomologist, but she’s also more of an entomologist than she is a black-op. So take that however you please.
>> It’s funny because it’s true!!!
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[How DM yoy????]
((Use the Tumblr messaging feature. The option to message somebody should be next to the option to send them an ask if you’re on mobile))
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Have we seen any bugs yet? Like roaches and such? Also would the new beasts appearing be considered bugs? Y’all can discuss that while I have an entirety different bug conversation with a certain security guard. (So any glitches or such that could give you hints or threaten anyone? If so please let the people know so we can help) -a helpful “Entomologist”
>> Vorties have bug eyes!…I don’t think they’re bugs though! But they do still have bug eyes.

>> Insect can also mean ‘a trivial or contemptible person’
>> Lydia? You’re doing it again…uh…
>> Yes. We’ve seen many bugs. The roaches have taken full advantage of the situation and are going through the snack machines…I don’t think the aliens would count as bugs though. The crab creatures are far too big to be a bug…
I haven’t seen anything game-breaking yet, but we’re still in Office Complex, so like…really early into the gameplay. It’s hard to say for certain if there’s anything wrong right now.
>> Now that I think about it…since when did we have an entomology department?
#hlcevr#unreality#[mod.ts.coda]#[ai.pur.birdwell]#[ai.pur.lydia]#[ai.pur.odin]#[ai.pur.ellie]#hlvrai au
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What’s that road trip game where you name your surroundings, I think we should play that game! I’ll go first I see white :) -bird anon
>> Is it the ceiling tiles?
>> My turn my turn! I spy somethiiiiiiiing…metal!
“Is it my crowbar?”
>> Hehehe, yeah!!!
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haha lol Anon said biennial

>> ‘biennial is sometimes confused with biannual…’
>> Uh…Deedee…ya good sis?
So that’s where the Wikipedia quirk for that missing AI went…
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How many hours has it biennial for you Since the resonance cascade? Talking to everyone here
>> Is that what we’re calling it? Been a good while I reckon…
>> Yes, that disastrous light show in the test chamber was indeed called a Resonance Cascade. I DID warn everybody here that it wasn’t safe…I don’t know how long we’ve been down here, my watch is broken, but it’s definitely been a while.
>> It’s definitely been longer than an hour…
>> Thirty minutes for Coda. Waaay longer for the rest of us!
Yeah, what Ellie said. Thirty minutes for me. Definitely longer for everybody else.
#hlcevr#unreality#[mod.ts.coda]#[ai.pur.barni]#[ai.pur.birdwell]#[ai.pur.odin]#[ai.pur.ellie]#hlvrai au
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>> Are you two quite done with your nonsense?
>> Yes.
>> Then let’s get going…
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