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Figured I make a final-ish piece for BHC with this doodle by saying farewell to this chapter in my life.

With this image I bid goodbye to the game that is Bonely Hearts Club. I am no longer part of the team and I do not wish to be a part of it no more. I wish nothing but the best for the team and hope the fans get a kick out of it when it's posted.

Thank you <3 <3

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was talking about isekais because i realized i wanted to write one of those classic like, ur pro hero shouto's gf and some quirk accident causes shouto from another universe to be transported to yours type of drabbles. and what do u know, it's fantasy au prince shouto, and he is immensely attached to u because u look exactly like the servant girl he's in love with back home and he inherently trusts u and he can't help but do courtly shit like kiss ur hand etc etc. and the whole time ur just like uhhhhhhhh buddy i am full of microplastics but also u cannot help the way it makes your heart flutter because it's shouto. meanwhile your shouto is getting increasingly, obviously, pettily jealous of his own self and u need to find a way to send this guy back stat before he either gives himself a hernia or does a small lil murder

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did you know there's a day-by-day timeline of the plot in the dungeon meshi adventurer's bible and TODAY is when it all kicks off

happy falin gets eaten and the gang starts eatin' day :)

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HAS THIS BEEN DONE YET?? WELL IT HAS NOW

TRULY, THEY ARE PARALLELS OF ONE ANOTHER

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Guys I just I just fucking love papyrus ok??? Like every papyrus is so fucking real to me. He’s autistic? He’s neurotypical but just built like that tm??? Idfk but man do I love that funky little skeleton man. We would be best friends and he would gawk at the fact that I’ve been hit by two cars by the age of 20.

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Thinking about just soft ass vibes with undertale characters tbh like I just think about fun platonic moments with these characters we’ve all come to care about so much.

Imagine baking on Saturday mornings with toriel frisk and flowey. Flowey complains the whole time but still passes you guys ingredients as you all sing along to fun tunes and bake a myriad of different pies and treats.

And think of late night anime binges and makeover nights with alphys mettaton and undyne just staying up and absolutely yapping about theories and ideas about whatever anime you’re currently watching gushing incessantly over ships and action scenes and everything else you can think of ending the night in a pile of giggles and exhausted laughter.

Of even a game night with papyrus and sans watching them compete with eachother as sans very easily swipes the floor with both of you as you complain about it and forget the pasta that you and papyrus have definitely burnt by now.

Or gardening with asgore as he teaches you and frisk about the different kind of plants you can use to make teas and infusions.

And think mostly of Sunday potluck style family dinners where you all get together a table filled with family, food, laughter and the safety and comfort of people you care about idk just thinking wholesome thoughts.

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I need someone to write an undertale sans au rewrite of the stardust movie freaking hhhhhhh. Maybe using like @llamagoddessofficial aggre boys since they’ve been on my mind a lot lately like twist it a bit. Mc as Tristan a woman with a mysterious past who’s fallen for a village man (hit) and is competing for his affection however she goes to chase a fallen star and instead finds herself caught up with a monster who claims to be the embodiment of the star maybe it’s sans?? And as she and this star run from witches they encounter a myriad of different characters such as princes (this is where the au gets a bit off movie maybe one of the princes is red???) and pirates with a love for theater (in this case maybe it’s skull and the love is for baking) and idk I just really love the movie and the concept of mc who thinks she’s a very normal person tm gets swept up in a whirlwind of magic and romance and adventure.

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Hey llamalord, wonderful being that i bow down to, i was wondering, do you have a list of the AUs you have made? I want to try to draw all of them, like, each au can have all the bois and mc in a "group photo" each with their respective traights and personalities!

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Well. I’m impressed and VERY flattered that you’re going to attempt such a thing. My only question is...

do you know what the fuck you’re getting yourself into?

These are the ones I’ve kept track of. A few more may have slipped between the gaps. :>

- Nagas

- Sirens

- Skiders

- Harpies

- Ghosts

- Robots

- Pirates

- Vampires

- Ancient mummies from a crypt

- Beasts (in a Beaty & the Beast style)

- Wizards (Howl’s Moving Castle style)

- Crazy asylum inmates

- Crazy prison inmates

- Knights

- Among Us aliens

- Wild west cowboys

- Steven Universe gems

- Mobsters

- Cheshire cats

- Coraline monsters

- DnD party

- Farmers

- Mamma mia surprise parents

- Demon familiars to a witch

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Some Dexter type I’ve got your number on speed dial.

Skull is just sans dokes lol

Does Skull or Red have any idea how dangerous Sans could potentially be?

Red had some suspicions he wasn’t being entirely truthful, Skull knew from the moment he laid eyes on Sans that this little asshole was acting.

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Hey! I love your stories and always look forward to see more of your stuff! As someone who is looking to writing reader x character content, do you have any advice or words of wisdom to share? I've always wanted to write self indulgent stuff for a while now but I've always backed out for fear of being too idk silly i guess. How do you handle it? Have a good day, hope you're doing good!

BREAK FREE OF THE SYSTEM!!! UN-HYPNOTISE YOURSELF FROM THINKING THAT FUN AND CREATIVITY IS CRINGE!!! YOU HAVE BUT ONE LIFE, ONE FLEETING SONG, ONE MELODY OF HEARTBEATS PLAYED HOWEVER YOU WISH TO PLAY IT - ARE YOU GOING TO SIT HERE AND TELL ME YOU WANT TO WASTE YOUR ONE CHANCE NOT WRITING YOURSELF KISSING A FICTIONAL MAN?????? BECAUSE WHAT, SOME MISERABLE LOSERS TOLD YOU NOT TO???????? NO!!! UNCHAIN YOUR MIND, AND WRITE YOURSELF MAKING OUT SLOPPY STYLE WITH SOMEONE'S OC!!!!

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I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you I never thought I could be this in love with anyone.

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thinking abt a pro sports league paying a modeling agency to send out their girls to sit in the stands to generate hype for the games and get a new demographic (more teenage girls to young adult women) to tune into the shows. you’re one of the models selected. the rules are fairly simple, with the number one one being do not fraternize with the players. it’ll complicate the agreement between the league and the agency & things could get messy if the models started messing with the players. you knew this going in. what you did not know is that the hot guy you hooked up with who was the first man to ever get you to orgasm and the conversation the two of you had beforehand was the funnest time you’ve had in a while with a guy… yeah, that guy that you certainly fraternized with… is one of the most famous and beloved players in the league. and you told him no strings attached, you’d be out of each other’s hair after that night, but all eyes are on you and he’s definitely noticed your face being featured on the jumbotron. he confronts you after the game, thinking you’re here for him and with your career at risk if you reveal the terms of your contract, you don’t want to necessarily deny it. so instead, you tell him, “im not here to see you.” when asked who you are here to see, you blurt out the first name that comes to mind: his rival’s.

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I’m going to eat this idea it’s just so Akjdjajdjad scrumptious

no but imagine a 2000s-esque romcom of a fic with journalist!reader and pro!sakusa. the very definition of an ambitious reporter, you get right down to business. except, it's not world news that you're reporting; it's something way more relevant and serves society much more: you're a celebrity gossip columnist.

okay, well you were a celebrity gossip columnist. however, a mega corporation ended up buying out a sports magazine and your beloved girly-pop magazine, and then decided to merge the two companies together to make some weird-ass blend of a publication. so, the focus on sports and athletics is still there, but the new managers want drama. something to get people to subscribe and to actually buy physical magazines again. besides having hot pics of shirtless athletes on the covers, they're requesting juicy headlines that can't be read anywhere else. you and every other writer has to be the first person to any story.

of course, it's a merger and with too many employees coming in from both former magazine companies, there will be cuts. everyone is trying to get the craziest story because everyone is trying to keep their job; you're no different.

fine. they want exclusive stories? then you, ever so ambitious, know who your mark is going to be: kiyoomi sakusa. he's the perfect target. he's rarely in the media for anything good or bad, everyone (from fans to haters) is hungering for any type of scraps on him, but most importantly, you have a bone to pick with him.

you overhear him at an event one day where he was complaining about journalists to his teammates. you think he's shit talking (he's just blunt but i wanted a darcy/pride + prejudice moment with sakusa!!! the misunderstanding that builds the prejudice u have against him!!!), and he's going on about how phony and annoying they are when they introduce themselves... it wouldn't sting as much, but five minute prior, you just got done introducing yourself to him!!! so, you're out for blood. you are going to crush sakusa with this article.

you know what they say: keep your enemies closer. so you build a professional relationship with kiyoomi first, gaining his trust, but somehow, this is the first time sakusa's ever felt seen by a person. he opens up to you. he starts telling you about his bad relationship with the media, how they all seem like vultures, ready to destroy him for no reason other than a paycheck, how you're different. he doesn't like doing much public media appearances or interviews because the media likes to blow everything out of proportion and he's not the type of person who's good at appealing to others.

your article is due SOON. you don't have another story lined up, and if that's the case, you better start searching for another job. you have to decide between your career or your relationship with sakusa. you choose him, of course, but before you can come clean about your original intentions, he ends up finding the draft of your article on him.

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Late night headcannon that marinette used to be a massive vampire knight anime only fan when she was younger and then when the end of season two aired she spent like 10 hours internally freaking out cause she had a massive crush on kaname and what did that mean about her morals

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personal shopper!reader who lives on commission, and your favorite call to receive is always from character. he sticks to the basics and doesn’t bat an eye at exorbitant price tags, and best of all, you can always count on your rent being covered with just one shopping trip for him. he’s a bit stiff, and you can never tell what he’s thinking, and one day he catches you off guard by requesting that you pick out women’s clothes. when you ask him what size, he just waves his hand and says “she’s about your size, so whatever you fit will do”

it turns he apparently has a girlfriend. you’re not too surprised at this fact; he’s not just rich, but he’s attractive too, and genuinely a nice man. bummer. you kind of had a tiny crush on him.

the weird part abt this new development is that he seemingly doesn’t want to answer questions abt his new girlfriend; maybe you’re pushing the boundaries by simply asking him what her preferred style is? he claims whatever you like will do, and you zip your mouth, not telling him that all women are different. whatever you pick must be fine because he never complains that his girlfriend doesn’t like it. then, one night he requests that you personally model the clothes for him. this is a first. you go along with it, and he’s sitting on his luxury couch, his button-down that he wears to work now has the top few buttons popped open, and his sleeves are rolled up. his eyes never leave your form as you model an evening gown, even as he reaches for his glass full of bourbon. you watch as his eyes drink you in, and you can’t help but focus on the way he’s downing his drink, hand clenching the glass like he’s having to hold himself back.

“buy it. all of it.” he demands, and you nod, letting out a weak, “im sure your girlfriend will love the items, sir.”

your heart skips a beat when the liquor lowers his inhibitions and forces him to reveal something very interesting. there never was a girlfriend.

there was only ever you.

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really so insane that mon-fri i work a very serious auditing job & also help my professors with their accounting research papers and then i login to my growing blog on tumblr.com and start talking abt anime dick

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one of the best things ever is when u find a really talented artist whos obsessed with an obscure/unpopular character and just lovingly draws their underrated guy 30 times a day even tho all their posts get 5 notes. these ppl are the backbone of society. they’re thriving theyre mentally unchained