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kitchensdevil​:

“That wouldn’t be in connection to Trish Walker, would it?” With the multiverse now pumping out new variants in full-swing, that was fully a possibility. Or they just happened to share the same recognizable name. 

“She’s my variant. Two Patricia’s, two different nicknames. We don’t really talk,” Patsy admits. Trish is angrier than she is, apparently.

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spectormcrc​:

Jake glanced over towards the street signs at her words, his eyebrows furrowing when he realized he was an entire block over where he meant to stop. Rubbing his eyes with his hand for a moment, he sighed. Steven was definitely staying up too late reading instead of getting their body some sleep. Not that Jake really had room to talk, considering it was three a.m. and he was parked waiting to run some rides. “Lo siento. I’m not where I thought I was. Maybe you do have a right to stare.”

“Eh.” Patsy just waves a hand at him. “It’s late. I don’t blame you for pulling off the main drag. I needed a breather myself.” That and she was prowling while on duty. “When do you stop for the night?”

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babyphoeniix​:

“He really is good, most of the time at least. But training him to be around humans is harder than I thought.” 

“Being around humans in general is hard,” Patsy says as if she’s not a human. “Or just people in general. I can’t help but love ‘em. I also don’t blame your little guy.”

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winsomewaspie​:

janet interlocks her elbow around the first passerby she can find, falling into an easy pace, matching their rhythm. ❝ pretend to laugh! like i’ve just said something really funny. like you’ve been my partner for years or something! please? this creep’s been tailing me for the last mile! ❞

There was one look sent backwards at the man as Patsy sized up the man. “Do you want me to kick his ass?” She asked, knowing full well that Jan was also capable of a good old fashioned ass kicking. “Because I love you enough to do it.”

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bloodcorrupt​:

“Nice to see you too. I haven’t been back long, they must have eyes everywhere.” Michael glanced around, jokingly looking for spies in the shadows. Then he cleared his throat. “I don’t need you to be scared. I don’t even really want you to be scared. But I understand when people are.”

“The Daily Bugle never rests. We both know that it’s half trash, but the seen on the street segment has some truth sometimes.” Patsy scoffed slightly. “I know people shouldn’t judge on appearances, but Doc -- c’mon. I feel for you.”

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spectormcrc​:

“Uh, no actually. I was on speaker phone.” Marc explained as he held his phone up in his hands. It was a lame and totally unconvincing excuse, but the last thing he wanted was to get into why he was talking to himself out loud with a stranger. Usually he tried to keep their communication to themselves when they were out in public, but sometimes responses just slipped out.

She nodded once. “Of course. Sorry for assuming. Not that there’s anything wrong with talking to yourself. This is New York: people are always talking to themselves.”

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spectormcrc​:

“Listen, it’s my job to park on the curb and wait for someone to hitch a ride. And for the record, you definitely were staring. But whatever.”

“This may not be the street to wait on.” Patsy decided to excuse the second comment. “Lex is the cross street and that’s bustling, but over here on 80th? Dead zone.” It’s why she had chosen it.

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babyphoeniix​:

“He’s a Warwolf and his name is Amazing Baby. And no, you can’t pet him. Sorry. He bites.”

“Don’t worry, I wasn’t going to ask. I learned the hard way to not pet a stranger’s pet in NYC.”

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kitchensdevil​:

Matt responded with a soft tsk of his tongue, though there was a smile creeping its way onto his face. “Now that she’s moved across the pond, the competition’s cutthroat apparently.” He said that in jest, because really he didn’t do this for the money. If he could still help the people of his city, he didn’t mind less business traffic. It just gave him more time to offer his other services. “What can I help you with, Miss… Sorry, I don’t think I ever got your name.”

“Walker. Patsy Walker.” Not Patricia. It wasn’t that kind of setting. “I’m a friend of Jen’s from Earth-616.” The two were best friends, actually. “Don’t tell anyone, but I’m here scoping out the competition.” 

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bloodcorrupt​:

“You look surprised. Did you expect to be the only one lurking at this time of the night? A bit naive on your part.”

“I should have known you were in town when I read about vampires on the news.” Patsy coolly brushed off his comment. “I assumed it was Blade again. If anyone lurks, it’s him. I’m not scared of him or you, though, for that matter. I don’t think I’m naive either. Not anymore, at least.”

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spectormcrc​:

Marc walked through the exit of the Metropolitan Museum of Art and onto 5th Avenue, glaring daggers at Steven through the reflection of the doors as he stepped onto the sidewalk. “If you’re gonna shove me to the front when you’re at work, you gotta give me a warning next time, bud.” Turns out, shitty bosses weren’t exclusive to the museums in London. His new manager wasn’t nearly as demeaning as Donna, but Steven still found himself overwhelmed enough to take the backseat right in the middle of his last tour. Marc had to stumble his way through it with his bad imitation of Steven’s accent, but they were finally off. Sorry, mate. Couldn’t really help it. You know the last thing I’d want is for those poor museum guests to have to hear you give them a tour of the Art of Renaissance England.

“Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Where do you want me to pick up dinner? And I swear if you say that vegan hotdog place again I’m gonna walk us into traffic.” Marc stopped abruptly when he bumped into a passerby on the street, and prayed that they hadn’t just heard him having a conversation with himself. “Sorry, you okay?”

“I should be asking if you’re okay.” Patsy had a habit of landing on her feet. It had to do with the whole Hellcat branding thing. “I’m not seeing any headphones, so I guess you’re talking to yourself?”

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spectormcrc​:

Donning his flat cap, Jake rolled his window down when he noticed the presence of someone standing on the curb outside of his cab. “You lookin’ for a ride? Or are you just going to keep standing there mirándome?

“My mother raised me not to stare.” Among other things, that was. Dorothy Walker’s hand was everywhere in Patsy’s life. “So, I’m not staring or looking for a ride.”

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kitchensdevil​:

“I’m not really sure if you’re asking for legal advice or psychological here. And sorry to disappoint, but I am a lawyer.”

“You know I’m here because Jen is booked, right?” Patsy definitely would have gone to her best friend, and while Jen had offered to squeeze her in, Patsy hadn’t wanted to inconvenience her. “No offense.”

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babyphoeniix​:

Amazing Baby cooed down at Rachel’s feet as she sat there outside of the Halal food truck she’d just ordered food from, and she grumbled to herself as she grabbed a piece of chicken and threw it to down to the Warwolf. “Save some for me, bud.” Her eyes drifted over to someone nearby who was staring. “What’s up?”

“I was going to ask what Halal truck you went to, but now I’m going to ask what your pet is.”

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I'm doing this my way. My real name's Patsy Walker and I was insanely popular in high school. And I get everything I ask for and some things I don't. And I always wanted to be a super hero. And everybody loves me.

► GENERAL INFORMATION

FULL NAME & ALIAS: patricia “patsy” walker / hellcat  CURRENT TEAM(S): none AGE: 30′s GENDER IDENTITY: cisgendered female SEXUALITY:  heterosexual NATIONALITY:  american ETHNICITY: half fillipino / half white MULTIVERSAL ORIGIN: earth-616

► APPEARANCE

FACE CLAIM: shay mitchell SPECIAL / RECOGNIZABLE FEATURES: none HAIR COLOR: red EYE COLOR: blue ACCENT: american CURRENT COSTUME: as seen here

► BACKGROUND

CURRENT HOME: manhattan, nyc PAST OCCUPATION: law offices of jennifer walters CURRENT OCCUPATION: patsy walker temp agency / hero SNAP STATUS: survived in another reality

► RELATIONS

SIBLING(S): mickey + barry walker ( brother / step-brother ) PARTNER(S): tony stark, daimon hellstrom ( ex-husband ) CHILDREN: none BEST FRIEND: jennifer walters ADVERSARY: varies

► HEADCANONS/FUN FACTS

originally from california

goes by patsy, not trish

definitely has popular girl / queen bee syndrome 

went to reed + sue’s wedding

her mother wrote comics based on her teen years

originally wore greer nelson’s suit

married and divorced her childhood friend buzz

married and divorced daimon hellstrom

once died and went to hell

has written a novel about her life

► WANTED CONNECTIONS

tony stark -- maybe fiancee.

jennifer walters -- bestie.

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hellfirepriest​:

“Well that’s the polite thing, though we were never much into that were we? Lacking substance and all.”

“I think we remember things differently.”