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Heart Mind Soul & Whole incorrect quotes
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Heart: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Mind: I don't want your advice.
Heart: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
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Soul: We tried, we failed, let’s go to sleep.
Mind: …it’s 2pm.
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Heart: Look, Soul, this is the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and it’s Monday.
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Heart: Shoot, even Mind and I have been getting closer. The other day, she gave me half of her sandwich.
Mind: I mistook them for a garbage can.
#submission#WAH!#PRONOUNS BE UPON YE!#also sanders sides quote heheheheheheh#< submitter tags#PRONOUNS DO BE UPON THEE#✨TRANGANDERS YOUR MIND✨
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Soul: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
Soul, gesturing to Heart and Mind fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
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Soul: {The power's out again.}
Mind: [Don't worry, I got this.]
Mind: [Starts glowing]
Soul: {What?}
Mind: [I'm The Sun.]
#chonny jash#submission#cj mind#cj soul#chonnys charming chaos compendium#(from a distance) heart: ....why do i feel glowingy?#there should be more things about the sun giving light & the moon reflecting it with heart & mind tbh
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Happy One Year of Incorrecting these Quotes to Funny Lil Guys :D
Don't really have any way to celebrate it but have been debating drawing some of the quotes, so if you have any specific ones you'd want me to do let me know! :}
Also have been debating making one of those vine/video compilations but as doodles so can take ideas for that too
#just like. reblog with a screenshot or link of the quote ig#or for the vines just say which ever one#dunno when i can do it. but eventually hopefully#chonny jash#not a quote
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Heart: (sighs)
Mind: You bored?
Heart: Yeah.
Mind: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Heart: I thought you’d never ask.
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Mind: I need a long word.
Soul: T-rex but the long one.
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Mind: How dare you mock me in such a manner?
Heart: Well, how would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
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Soul: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Heart: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Soul: That's not what I asked.
Heart: That is all the information I have.
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Mind: Are you listening to me?
Heart: (nods)
Mind: What did I just say?
Heart: (nods)
Mind: ...
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Mind: Ah damn, I forgot.
Heart: Forgot what?
Mind: How do you expect me to answer that?
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Heart: Why should I make my bed if I'm just gonna end up undoing it eventually?
Soul: Why should I feed you if you're just gonna end up dying eventually?
Heart: ...
Heart: i'll go make my bed
#chonny jash#cj heart#cj soul#chonnys charming chaos compendium#i like to think Heart & Mind take turns making/getting lunch & dinner but soul always does breakfast
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Soul: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.
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Heart: You're not my friend anymore.
Mind: I was your friend?
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Soul: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Mind: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Soul: Yep, they're all birds.
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