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"YOOOO! Holy shit Cosmo, you rock!! I agree on everything you said. And hell yes we can play Mario Kart, and I'll even go easy on you. Eheheheee~"

I’ve been planning this ambush for a long time!

SURPRISE PROPAGANDA ATTACK!

It’s Techie! Techie is the coolest, she likes purple (the best colour), and you should vote for her! Here’s a few reasons why!

- Her dad is Nightmare! Yes, that Nightmare! I bet she could win almost any ‘my dad can beat up your dad’ argument!

- She has dream powers! I don’t know exactly what that means, but I think I heard something about her being able to see into other people’s dreams? That’s cool!

- She has sharp teeth! I have sharp teeth too! Let’s team up and bite anyone who says mean things to us just ‘cause of who we’re related to!

- I think she’s a gamer? Hey, Techie, want to play a round of Mario Kart after this? I’ve been looking for a worthy opponent!

Vote for Techie!

Techie belongs to @ivynajspyder and has a blog of her own at @hnm-tech-support

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"Yo, CHECK ME OUT! You really captured my good side! <3"

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Commision done for @ivynajspyder of their awesome Kirby anime oc, Techie! She's a real cool lady and if you like her you should check out Techie's side blog over at @hnm-tech-support

You'll want to click on the image to see it in its best quality, and please, do not repost my art. Reblogs and likes are super appreciated though! ^w^)/

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Uh 'cuse me..

are you guys courently hirering at the moment?

CUZ IF YOU ARE i'll be glad to work here in your........

Uh...place... :p

"Uh I'm not the right person to ask but I think we're pretty much always hiring to uh, replace losses. You gotta basically sign over all your rights and there's no life insurance policy so keep that shit in mind! We have a really great dental plan though."

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(Mapobas belongs to @sacrificecage)

(Thanks to everyone who supported Techie!)

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"Stop taking my limbs away!!!"

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Unsatisfied with turning Techie into Kirby characters, now I'm expanding into Pokemon as well lol

The Diglett is from a Nuzlocke thing on the OC discord where her name got used for one.

The Misdreavus is my own choice for something a bit more fitting lol

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"Ohoho, I'm so sorry Your Majesty! If you read the fine print, I said we'd only do the buy-one-get-one-free deal if she wins the tournament, not just the round! So we'll just have to see what happens, won't we?"

ROUND THREE: Astro VS Noir Fontaine VS Techie

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(The poll's almost over and it's neck and neck! Go vote!)

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"The Waddle Dee one was pretty good! But let's try oooone more thing... Third time's a charm, right?"

"Oh DON'T YOU DARE! NO, NO-"

"And I don't believe you that this is the last one! I don't trust you!!!"

(Vote for her! :3)

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Round 3 Propaganda! (Part 2 of 2)

Previous

"Vote for me here, pretty please!" <3

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Round 3 Propaganda (part 1)

Next (warning for suggestive content)

"Vote for me over here!"

Noir belongs to @desultory-novice and Astro belongs to @kirbart90!

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Most people do not start the day thinking ‘oh you know what would be funny? Being attacked by some goopy abomination that drops from the ceiling!’

Though it turned out to be something people really ought to think about more, as one minute Techie is doing her own thing, and next, bam, horrible goopy thing dropping from above making every attempt to grab her.

"OH FUCK OH SHIT GET IT OFF"

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Data recovered from disks taken from the labs of HNM Biotech's Dr. Yeva.

[Decryption failed, most files corrupt. Accessible data shown below]

HOLY NIGHTMARE CO. BIOTECH 04175401 DARK MATTER RESEARCH - SUMMARY - CATEGORIES - EXTERMINATION PROTOCOLS - IMMUNITY PROJECT

HOLY NIGHTMARE CO. BIOTECH 06305206 14-5566-0009 PROJECT LOGS - COLD FLAME - FALLEN STAR - WHITE OBLIVION - TROJAN MARE - RISING TIDE

DARK MATTER RESEARCH SUMMARY Dark Matter is the colloquial name given to a virus-like lifeform that needs to infect other living creatures to reproduce, feeding off these hosts like parasites. The basest form is a mere particle with no intelligence or will of its own. Lesser than even a single ant and more like a bacterium, it needs to mass into larger quantities, becoming a sort of "colony" that communicates through a hivemind. It reproduces through binary fission while infecting another living creature, releasing excess Dark Matter to split off into more copies. Other methods of reproduction are suspected but have not been recorded. Naturally more animal-like and instinctual in nature, only by infecting hosts of sapient species is it able to develop intellect of its own. However, as infected hosts no longer feel emotions such as fear, Holy Nightmare is devoted to preventing the spread at all costs to protect Nightmare’s continued control of the known universe. Hosts are infected when particles of Dark Matter enter the body through wounds or orifices. The infectious dose is quite high- most can fight off casual exposure. It doesn't spread well through the air and prefers physical contact. Host becomes part of the hivemind and will try to spread to other victims. This form is the primary way they spread but also the most obvious, as feral Dark Matter doesn't have the intelligence needed to hide itself effectively. They often start with animals and other less intelligent beings. WARNING: When threatened all forms can cause rapid mutations in the host to increase defensive ability, such as growing sharp claws or new mouths. They can heal the host if injured as well, but in extreme situations will evacuate the host to escape. This is often fatal.

CATEGORIES

They have a social structure superficially similar to eusocial insects, with each lower form being subservient to those higher. They advance in stages over their lifetimes, with the speed they grow seemingly based on how many and the quality of hosts they’ve consumed. Feral/Massed - As Dark Matter multiplies, smaller parts will gather into undifferentiated masses. The most numerous form, presenting as little more than inky black ‘blobs’ with varied numbers of eyes. They have little individuality at this phase and tend to join and split at random to create larger masses, but can't hold complex forms. Without a more advanced individual to control them, these will default to a simple 'spread and infect' mode of attack. Drones - Massed Dark Matter eventually begins splitting off into smaller and more stable colonies with a single eye. Notable are the orange orbs they form around the center mass, although the purpose is unknown. They become capable of hovering flight in this stage. Higher level Dark Matter can also spawn small versions of these from their own bodies by sacrificing a small amount of their own mass. Soldiers - Dark Matter drones that have infected many hosts of more intelligent species can begin to gain something akin to sapience, perhaps through a form of horizontal gene-transfer. They can keep more complex forms, often wielding weapons on their own. They're also better at hiding their presence in a host. Regents - The oldest and most powerful, their bodies turn pure white. Highly intelligent and extremely rare, they are believed to control all other Dark Matter.

EXTERMINATION PROTOCOLS- Dark Matter is resistant to cutting and bludgeoning weapons, and requires high energy to be damaged. Fire is effective, as is electricity. Focused light-based weaponry is the most effective counter when they're outside of a host. Inside a host they're more difficult to deal with- complete obliteration of both is recommended. Advances in destabilizing technology block the ability of individual particles from cooperating and cause a temporary loss of form. This hasn’t been tested on more advanced types. Current protocol when dealing with heavily infected planets is complet- [...the rest is too corrupted to access…]

IMMUNITY PROJE%55C77T000--- $F2r33r Ce&b2w~r9p/g 6G(eb*w#n<a $Z6+ne3r+

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PROJECT LOGS - COLD FLAME - FALLEN STAR - WHITE OBLIVION - TROJAN MARE - RISING TIDE

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PROJECT COLD FLAME [COMPLETE] PCF-01 [DECEASED] PCF-02 [DECEASED] PCF-03-A [MIA] PCF-03-B [KIA]

Selecting PCF-03-A and B show images of two tiny, almost cute blue lizard-like creatures, alongside what are presumably their larger adult forms, covered in icy spikes, alongside information describing developing and enhancing their ice powers and removing previous weaknesses. 03-B is described as being killed in battle with Galactic Soldiers, while 03-A's body was simply never found.

------------- PROJECT FALLEN STAR [CANCELED] PFS-01-A [DECEASED] PFS-02-B [DECEASED] PFS-03 [DECEASED] PFS-04 [REPURPOSED] PFS-05 [REPURPOSED]

DATA INACCESSIBLE

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PROJECT WHITE OBLIVION [COMPLETE] PWO-01 [STASIS] PWO-2 [MIA]

PWO-01 describes the lab working with a creature said to modify memories, and how this can be weaponized. The creature is interchangeably called 'Erasem' or 'Oblivio'- apparently different HNM scientists disagreed on a name. PWO-02 just seems to be an improved version of the last, actually getting used a few times on the enemy to sew chaos among the GSA by rendering important individuals forgotten by their comrades. However after one much later mission it is said to go missing entirely, and the project is put to an end due to difficulty in managing the creature.

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PROJECT TROJAN MARE [DEFUNCT] FORMERLY [REDACTED] PTM-01 [DECEASED] PTM-02 [DECEASED] PTM-03 [DECEASED] PTM-04 [DECEASED] PTM-05 [DECEASED] PTM-06 [DECEASED] PTM-07 [DECEASED] PTM-08 [DECEASED] PTM-09 [DECEASED] PTM-10 [DECEASED] PTM-11 [DECEASED] PTM-12 [DECEASED] PTM-13 [DECEASED] PTM-14 [DECEASED] PTM-15 [DECEASED] PTM-16 [DECEASED] PTM-17-A [DECEASED] PTM-17-B [DECEASED] PTM-18 [DECEASED] PTM-19 [DECEASED] PTM-20 [TERMINATED] PTM-21 [DECEASED] PTM-22 [DECEASED] PTM-23-A [DECEASED] PTM-23-B [TERMINATED] PTM-24-A [REPURPOSED] PTM-24-B [REPURPOSED]

DATA INACCESSIBLE

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PROJECT RISING TIDE [DEFUNCT] PRT-01-X [DECEASED] PRT-02-Y [DECEASED] PRT-02-X [TERMINATED] PRT-03-Y [TERMINATED] PRT-03-X [TERMINATED]

Describes a project to turn a planet's native sea life into demon beasts.

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(This is from a roleplay session over at the Discord! I figure I'd share it for more people to see if you're curious about figuring stuff out about Techie)

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AT LAST.

I did a ref sheet for Techie :D

See more on her blog @hnm-tech-support

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So, a day or two ago, I was thinking about what if some of the oc tourney characters were in my au! And I ended up drawing @ivynajspyder s oc Techie!

Also @kirbyoctournament if this counts as propaganda here you go

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Haven't been able to draw as much later so here are some older sketches lol

These resulted from an RP gone horribly wrong with my OC Techie and @giantchasm's character Peony (vote for her btw) over at the OC tournament Discord. It's lots of fun :D

Techie has the ability to dream walk (inherited from dear ol dad) but unfortunately some bad vibes turned into an all out nightmare with Peony's mom Susie getting offed by Morpho Knight. No one was happy. (And then things got worse! :3 )

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And on the much sillier meme side of things

Techie (theoretically) meeting @shippyo's Dark Matter OC Master and... being very much herself. -_- (She was quite sad to find out he was already taken lol)

:V

I'll try to have something more substantial soon

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"Hm that last one didn't quite work... Let's try something more classic!"

"WAIT A FUCKING S-"

"Oh COME ON! There's not gonna be anything LEFT of me at this rate!!"

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"Hello miss, I have a particularly important question, what's a "Girls Night?" How does one attend Girls Night?" The orb paused for a moment, quietly deciding on whether to trust Techie, before asking, "Would you go to a Girls Night with me?"

-from @zeros-witness

"Sup? I've never been on a Girl's Night either, to be honest!! But it's just like, a bunch of girls going out and partying and chatting. Maybe watch a movie, have some drinks. But, uh..."

Techie looks around shiftily- or seems to, behind her glasses.

"...I gotta warn you though, the doc wouldn't be thrilled about me hanging with, well... Like, I don't care what you are, but she'd loooove to get her hands on a Dark Matter like you for her research so keep an eye out. No pun intended."

"I'd love to do a Girls Night though! You inviting anyone else?"