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This ship gnaws at my brain so bad (the thing in Coral’s belly are ink cartridges btw)

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hangover ena doodles in funky poses

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Headcanon: Once comfortable around someone, Ena uses her meanie/feminine side even when not irritated, showing her true self because she feels safe around the person. Occasionally, she smiles too, because she feels happy.

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I love this meme

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alex's fucking eye textures . what is wrong with him

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(Should I finish this?? It’s my first time animating and I can just tell it’ll most likely turn out like ass 🥹)

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is,he stupid <3

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can i have sum hoarder alex stamps ?? from ena dream bbq .. : 3 he doesn’t have any , would be appreciated !

here you go!

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I didnt finish it have this instead :3

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DO YOU!!! EVVVERR!!! Plan on selling all your items? :O ive been told the longer you wait the higher the prices of said items go for.. or somethin like that..

plus you got cool trinkets.. very cool ones... SURELY someone would offer a LOT for one of em!!

“Pfft, sei impazzito!”

(Translation: Pfft, you’ve gone mad!)

*Alex hugged the pile of hoard close, narrowing his eyes at the asker.*

“Ci sono cose qui dentro che nessuno mi convincerebbe mai a vendere... Come il mio certificato di nascita e il ricettario di mia madre. Nessuna somma di denaro potrebbe mai sostituirli. Se vuoi cose belle, potrei fare un’escursione per prenderti una borsa... ma questo? Questo non sta andando da nessuna parte. Significa... troppo per me.”

(Translation: There’s stuff in here no one would ever convince me to sell… Like my birth certificate and my mom’s recipe book. No amount of money could ever replace them. If you want cool things, I could go on a hike to get you a bag… but this? This is not going anywhere. It means… Too much to me.)

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hey alex do you maybe want some weed. also *dumps cold soup on you*

*Alex was about to answer, but the cold soup stopped him. He wiped the soup off of him before sighing heavily and plopping on the ground.*

“... Fammi un rotolo.”

(Translation: … Make me a roll.)

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You good there? Wonder why that guy asked you these questions.

*Alex chuckled dryly.*

“Va bene, non peggio di Taski quando è curiosa... Ma questi sono argomenti che preferirei lasciare per un altro momento.”

(Translation: It’s okay, not any worse than Taski when she’s curious… But those are topics I’d rather leave for another moment.)

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So, why did ur girlfriend break up with u

*Alex sighed heavily and buried his face in his paws.*

"... Perché alcune donne sono così stupide. Ecco perché non esto con loro per ora. Oh, e per la cronaca, ho rotto con lei, non il contrario. Runas, se hai intenzione di fare queste domande almeno offrimi una birra o qualcosa del genere...”

(Translation: … Because some women are stupid like that. That’s why I don’t date them for now. Oh, and for the record, I broke up with her, not the other way around. Runas, if you’re going to ask these questions at least offer me a beer or something…)

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“SÌ, L’HAI!”

(Translation: YES, YOU HAVE!)

*Alex would’ve protested further, but he felt the sudden need to stop and double over. He grasped his chest, feeling his heart go crazy with palpitations. He leaned on the pile, hiding his face.*

“... Merda — andate, entrambi. Non posso occuparmi di questo oggi...”

(Translation: … Shit — just go, both of you. I can’t deal with this today…)

Why did u kill ur brother

*Alex stiffened up. He turned around to look at the person asking, pointing at himself defensively while raising his tone of voice.*

“Ora, hai sbagliato ragazzo. NON sono un assassino! Non ho ucciso nessuno. Non ho MAI ucciso nessuno! Lasciami in pace!”

(Translation: Now, you’ve got the wrong guy. I am NOT a murderer! I haven’t killed anyone. I have NEVER killed anyone! Leave me alone!)

*He paced around, huffing to himself. He was visibly shaken, moving and sorting some of the items in his hoard.*

“E MIO FRATELLO, per di più... Se vuoi un assassino, vai a disturbare ENA ( @killingtheboss ). Vai a chiamarla assassina, E FORSE VEDRAI COME APPARE UNA VERA MINACCIA!”

(Translation: And my BROTHER, on top of that… If you want a murderer, go bother ENA. Go call her a murderer, AND MAYBE YOU’L SEE HOW A REAL MENACE LOOKS LIKE!)

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Why did u kill ur brother

*Alex stiffened up. He turned around to look at the person asking, pointing at himself defensively while raising his tone of voice.*

“Ora, hai sbagliato ragazzo. NON sono un assassino! Non ho ucciso nessuno. Non ho MAI ucciso nessuno! Lasciami in pace!”

(Translation: Now, you’ve got the wrong guy. I am NOT a murderer! I haven’t killed anyone. I have NEVER killed anyone! Leave me alone!)

*He paced around, huffing to himself. He was visibly shaken, moving and sorting some of the items in his hoard.*

“E MIO FRATELLO, per di più... Se vuoi un assassino, vai a disturbare ENA ( @killingtheboss ). Vai a chiamarla assassina, E FORSE VEDRAI COME APPARE UNA VERA MINACCIA!”

(Translation: And my BROTHER, on top of that… If you want a murderer, go bother ENA. Go call her a murderer, AND MAYBE YOU’L SEE HOW A REAL MENACE LOOKS LIKE!)

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something really bad is happening