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I’ve actually never seen these before but I’m sort of in love with them now. And it’s important to me that in all of these only one person is looking. Even when others are facing you, their eyes are always looking in another direction, which is cool but also makes it just a bit more unnerving. I can really feel the scenarios in each of them.

1 and 2 could be a little creepy if you don’t like big crowds but to me these are like when you’re people watching and accidentally make eye contact with someone. Especially the 1st, that straight up feels like a mall food court when your phone is dead.

3 makes me feel like I’ve been caught listening to something that’s none of my business. In a way it also feels like getting caught staring at your crush. Equally horrifying.

4 is so beautiful to me. It’s comfortable and human and sort of silly. Thats the ‘get me out of here’ look you get from a kid whose mom is having a high school reunion in the chip aisle.

Hate hate hate 5 so bad. Cause at first glance you think it’s the lady in front looking at you but instead you’re being watched from a distance like you’re a pretty lady in a bar. Some frat bro is ignoring his bros football talk and blatantly staring at you over his shoulder. Bad gross hate it beautiful work.

I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

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I wish I could draw because I’ve been thinking about a Thanos pov shot of Namgyu with his mouth open and one of Thanos’ fingers on his tongue so the painted nail looks like a pill sitting on his tongue. Is this anything to anyone.

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Photo card trend on kpop twt where ppl were putting their bias in their bra strap… and not a single post about Gyeongsu putting a Thanos photo card in his waistband…. Where are my yaoi enjoyers at what has this world gone to????

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“Wait!” Thanos’s voice booms and he whips around to look at his small group. They look back with varying degrees of annoyance or interest.

“I remember you!” He points in what seems to be Namgyu’s direction. A feline smile stretches across Namgyu’s face, and he leans towards Thanos a little bit.

“Wow, it’s only took you this long-“ his voice is dripping in scarasm but he looks like the cat who got the cream until Thanos cuts him off.

“Not you! You!” His finger is now more accurately pointing at Gyeongsu. Gyeongsu’s eyebrows shoot up and he smiles excitedly. In contrast to Namgyu, Gyeongsu looks happy like a dog with a bone, and if he had a tail it would probably wag hard enough to knock someone over.

“Really? That makes sense, I’ve been to so many of your concerts! Did you notice me out in the crowd?” Gyeongsu leans over Namgyu, who is now pouting like a child. “I had a fan account to I posted on, I used the best camera to take concert pictures! I was really popular.”

“You’re the guy who put my photocard next to his dick print!” Thanos has a wicked grin, delighted as if he didn’t just expose probably the worst thing Gyeongsu could be known for. The room feels a lot quieter now, but thankfully when Gyeongsu looks around, only their little group seemed to have heard. Of course, they’re all now staring at him expectantly.

“I- uh I- It wasn’t that far down! I just put it in my waistband!” Semi looks like she’s having the time of her life. Minsu looks like he wants ear plugs. “I mean- it was just a trend at the time! A ton of girls were putting their pics in their bra straps and stuff so I just thought I’d join! And my Twitter friends kept telling me to do it cause I had a good body!”

“Awww don’t be shy, boy! It was in your waist band but that tent in your pants was totally pitched. It’s okay, I know the effect Thanos has on pretty boys” Thanos leans down over Namgyu to get close to Gyeongsu’s face. “Besides, it was pretty hot.”

Gyeongsu looks like a ripe tomato, so much blood rushing to his face it would make one wonder if there was any left for his brain. His mouth opens and closes a few times before it actually snaps shut and he swallows nervously. He can’t pull his eyes away from Thanos’s piercing gaze. “Th- thanks. I guess. Um, that’s so crazy.”

If Namgyu rolled his eyes any harder they’d get stuck in the back of his head.

Thanos leans back, sighing contently “I’d never seen more tits in my life… they should bring that trend back. Maybe more guys would post too. That’d be fuckin tight.”

The group remains silent as if Thanos’ Bisexuality Bomshell hadn’t just been dropped directly on them. It takes maybe two more seconds before Thanos is off on something again, rambling over whatever he can think of. Gyeongsu takes the time to finally relax, slumping down and burying his face in his hand. He was totally hard in that stupid picture. And Thanos saw it. And thought it was hot. He’s never going to recover from this.

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why is this so funny to me?😭😭😭 dae-ho and jung-bae are literally “I’m in the death game and I don’t know what the fuck is going on between these two but why the fuck are they gay?”

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I very sincerely want him to face the consequences of his actions. By dying. <3 so here’s some deaths I would love to see:

-Namgyu has a total crash out moment, threatens a bunch of people, takes too many pills, hallucinates, and dies from an overdose (irony of his failure to handle the drugs he was confident he could take, or failure to control himself and others in his grasp for power)

-Season 3 starts and Namgyu is already dead, overdosed quietly in the night and no one noticed because he completely isolated himself (also a lack of control thing)

-they play the next game (if it’s in fact the railroad crossing game everyone’s talking about) and Namgyu tries to kill Minsu by sabotaging him and gets himself killed instead (failed grasp for power, resentment, lack of control)

-they play the next game and Namgyu is close to losing and begs Minsu to help him, Minsu leaves him to die (consequences of his actions)

I feel like people misunderstand what liking Namgyu as a character means to me (and I’d say the vast majority of Namgyu enjoyers). I am fully aware he is a murderous junkie psycho with a lack of morals. Yes he’s is still my skrunkle. Do I want him to have a good ending, where he survives and magically reforms and becomes a good person?

NO.

I can’t wait for the fucker to die! His death will be fantastic and at least a little important to the story! Like I’m not sitting around thinking “he’s just a sad little guy with a bad backstory :(((((“, I’m imagining all the interesting ways he could die that would highlight the fate of society in reference to his role as a manipulative, power hungry follower. While it also still acknowledges that his entire life is one controlled by the system. I’m thinking about how spectacularly fucked up his life is for him to make him react the way he does to everything. I’m thinking about how even though he’s a narrative villain, he’s still a part of the same group as everyone else, being a victim of capitalistic society. It doesn’t bring me nearly as much joy to imagine him being happy. I be putting that man in situations.

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I feel like people misunderstand what liking Namgyu as a character means to me (and I’d say the vast majority of Namgyu enjoyers). I am fully aware he is a murderous junkie psycho with a lack of morals. Yes he’s is still my skrunkle. Do I want him to have a good ending, where he survives and magically reforms and becomes a good person?

NO.

I can’t wait for the fucker to die! His death will be fantastic and at least a little important to the story! Like I’m not sitting around thinking “he’s just a sad little guy with a bad backstory :(((((“, I’m imagining all the interesting ways he could die that would highlight the fate of society in reference to his role as a manipulative, power hungry follower. While it also still acknowledges that his entire life is one controlled by the system. I’m thinking about how spectacularly fucked up his life is for him to make him react the way he does to everything. I’m thinking about how even though he’s a narrative villain, he’s still a part of the same group as everyone else, being a victim of capitalistic society. It doesn’t bring me nearly as much joy to imagine him being happy. I be putting that man in situations.

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Unfortunately for everyone who followed me for insane Star Trek, I have added more insanity to my gay little list and will now post about squid games. Will this result in a cross over? Maybe. But mostly I’m in it for that sweet sweet fucked up guy yaoi

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life is worth living!!!!!! (the new monster flavor with the cute as fuck can that matches the colors of my car actually tastes good)

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the ear nose and throat being all connected is so heinous

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i think it's cute when americans talk about being from the 'great state of connecticut' or like 'the great state of wisconsin.' not when it's texas or new york or california obviously because then there's the fear that they're being serious. but when americans adopt that really earnest tone and are like 'god bless the great state of delaware' in response to a picture of a seagull swallowing an entire ziplock bag full of cheese-its. I think that's very endearing

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He’s so Grandpa After Thanksgiving Dinner

little man zoned out with his meat

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Being obsessed with the same couple of things over and over is tiring. Like wdym I themed this blog for The Hobbit, immediately devoted myself to Star Trek, and now after a brief interlude of xmen and castlevania I’m back to The Hobbit. I’m blaming stupid sexy Richard armitage.

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remembering that it is quite fun to draw traditionally again

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idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.

poll about swapping with prev's icon here

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Yall gotta stop posting about McCoy’s hands I can only get so-

No. I shan’t say it.

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This is the best addition yet 😭

At Shatner Q&A and he was asked for a story about time on the Star Trek set, which started a story about him gaslighting De:

They filmed really late, and one shoot at 2 am, Deforest told Bill he’d been worried about his memory lately and thought he might be starting to lose it. Of course, Bill decides to fuck with him the next morning at breakfast.

De fixes himself a bagel (first mistake, cause Bill thinks it’s funny that he’s not eating grits cause he’s a ‘southern gentleman’) and after De presses it down in the toaster, Bill asks Leonard to go distract him. Leonard pulls De to the side, saying somethings in his eyes, and while they’re gone Bill steals the bagel out of the toaster, shoves it in his pocket, and puts the toaster back down. De comes back, waits in front of the toaster, and it pops up with nothing inside. De starts mumbling to himself, and gives up and fixes another bagel.

Bill sends Leonard to distract him again, but no longer has a pocket for this bagel and shoves it in his mouth to eat it. De comes back, toaster pops, no bagel. Then he starts to get pissed off, and he whips around in time to catch Bill furiously trying to eat his bagel in time, and shouts,

“YOUUU SON OF A BITCH!”