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Listening to the dramatised adaptation for Red Rising–Jesus Christ, this Fitchner 🥹 purrfect

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Ok so I am officially lusting for old man Fitchner… I made him more dilf-y than I originally planned to. Anyway! Here he is! Our favourite proctor! 

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Fitchner hitting the jackal with a stun fist after declaring him creepy is so real and based. Literally do not give him a second to open his mouth.

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I forgot about this masterpiece🤯

Meanwhile up at the Hogwarts staff table, two snarky heads of house reunite after a blissful summer away from each other’s company. ASoIaF/RR: 5/?

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I have not once in my life experienced baby-fever. I don't want children, I don't get why people are obsessed with children.

But this panel?

I think I get it.

I would die for him!

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Also my beloved Fitchner🫣

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My beloved, Fitchner 🥹💓

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Is somebody going to make a Fitchner candle or nah

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SIKE actually did manage to update Brownie!

Chapter 3 is in, my men! Mental illness has not yet abandoned us.

FIC DESCRIPTION (acting like anyone escaped the wrath of my obsession w this fic): After winning the competition for the Rage Knight helmet, Fitchner au Barca becomes a star among lowColors. In the midst of fawning, he is called upon to fulfill one job: be the head of the most recent anti-Ares campaign, orchestrated by the Sovereign herself. So what accessory is better to have but a young Brown servant whose background is humble and quiet?

Brownie only loves two things. Dominus Barca and safety. When she can combine them, there is no reason to not do it.

(Remake of the OG 2019 Brownie drawing I did for this fic)

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wild to think about the fact that, right now, as you read this, there’s a fandom server on discord having drama the likes of which we could not even fathom

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why do I think he is bi well firstly I know and perceive the truth

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Fitchner is his own Eminem song

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Sevro: My mom is up there, always watching me.

Bryn, watching him shit his pants: yeah

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who was first to enter the room Fitchner or his paunch

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Every man that calls himself Ares receives a -10 points unless it is Fitchner au Barca

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like this and a very ugly middle aged man w a paunch will come to ur house and validate ur experiences

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