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I'm having SOOO many thoughts about this.

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“... it's manly but it has heart and guts. heart, guts, and balls, that's what you need.”

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Coming back from the dead to ask if anyone else is playing monopoly go and also sees the cute little Marvel characters in the racing game?! We’re the Black Panther squad but look at everyone just chillin, waiting for the next dice roll! 🥹🥹

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CHRIS EVANS as ANDY BARBER in DEFENDING JACOB (2020)

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Steve, addressing the Avengers: …and that’s why our policy is: If you see something, say something.

Bucky, raising his hand: I saw a frog on the bus yesterday

Steve: Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about, guys

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Can't wait for their collab

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im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself

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ADHD people trying to survive a zombie apocalypse:

ADHD people trying to make lunch:

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by Jens Koch

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Reconstructions made from the ancient skeletons found at archeological sites:

The Whitehawk Woman. She lived in England around 5,000 years ago and was buried with great care. She was also buried with a newborn infant, and died aged between 19 and 25 years old. Researchers believe she died during or very soon after childbirth. Her bones indicate she was otherwise in good health.

Adelasius Ebalchus. He lived in Switzerland 1,300 years ago, and was in his late teens/early twenties at the time of his death. His gravesite indicated he came from wealth, and his bones showed he was well-nourished. His bones also showed that Adelasius suffered a lingering infection; archeologists believe he most likely died from lung inflammation.

The Slonk Hill Man was found semi-crouched in a grave near the seaside town of Brighton, England — in the same area as the Whitehawk Woman. Their lives, however, were separated by nearly 3,000 years. The Slonk Hill Man lived during Britain’s Iron Age. The reconstruction artist (an archeologist and sculptor) described him as being “very good looking”, tall, muscular, and in robust health at the time of his death. There were no obvious signs of what caused his death.

The Wari Queen. She was found in 2012 by a Polish-Peruvian archeology team, entombed in an underground mausoleum in El Castillo de Huarmey, Peru. She lived approximately 1200 years ago and died in her sixties. Her bones indicate she led a leisurely life, and her decayed teeth indicate a diet high in sugar (most likely she regularly drank the sugary corn-based beer, chicha). Other artefacts in her chamber suggest she was an expert weaver — a very highly-valued craft.

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2020 be like, is it saturday tomorrow or is it june

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i don’t know if you’re taking requests but if you are would you consider writing some free use with steve? i love your work ❤️

Hello, not really taking requests but I’m intrigued about free use and what exactly it means? Lmfaoo I’m old. Please enlighten me?

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Excuse me... A/b/o as in the blood types? I'm to scared to google myself...

please just stay the way you are

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Can we just take a moment to acknowledge the fact that Cap tried to choke robots

LOL I FORGOT ABOUT THAT 💀

i love my baby but sometimes i think the ice did something to him