I hate you wizard council I hate you spell regulations I hate you familiar rights I hate you banned potion ingredients I hate you geneva convention
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I found a new home! It’s better than the last one too, it’s got so much SPACE. And enough loot to make a netherite pickaxe wtf
Plus there’s just this free GUY in here! I’m slowly profiting off him and it’s great.
I do intend to take my Iron Dagger all the way, for Original Reasons x
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Remember when I was so excited to notice the bees!
RIP LADS GUESS YOU WENT TO HELL
I hadn't even paid off the fucking mortgage.
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Remember this?
Yeah.
There’s been a development...
I turned around and it just BURNED.
IT J U S T BURNED.
THE WHOLE THING. I CAME OUT OF THERE SECONDS AGO WITH NO CLUE IT WAS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE.
I shouldn’t have put my lava source so close to the house. I can’t be trusted!
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I spent the afternoon crafting an amulet. I sacrificed the undead a lot, died in my own house repeatedly, and live in a Blossoming Ancient Forest. The person who lived in this house before me was right to run away...
Side note: I only noticed as I was writing this, that there's a beehive on the roof! The lads.
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*taps spoon against a beaker of glowing purple goo* I’d like to make an announcement regarding my latest fucked up research! the good news is i’ve made significant progress. the bad news is my lab has exploded for the second time this week
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@the-11-doctor
minecraft axolotl
once again, i was the one who originally made this drawing. i created it as soon as minecraft axolotls were revealed and i initially posted it only to twitter and newgrounds. if you saw the drawing posted elsewhere, it wasn't me who posted it.
the four variations aside from the pink one were made a few months later when axolotls actually got added in a snapshot.
(10/03/2020)
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LONG STORY SHORT
I named a rabbit Klaus. And I put him on a bouncy castle so he could bounce forever.
Klaus hit the ground too hard.
After much laughter Elijah made him a memorial.
Rest in peace Klaus, you bounce on those clouds in heaven lil buddy. 💕
@the-11-doctor we shall hold a funeral to mourn your brother, we will invite his female goat incarnation x
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@the-11-doctor
Gotta Touch It : )
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I'm going to fucking build. I even googled visual prompts.
Check this fancy dancy airy fairy princess disney shit. I'm gonna do my BEST.
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