hoeterra
hoeterra
Pinniped Stan Account
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For legal reasons, I am a jokeSalt Lake City He/they
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hoeterra · 19 hours ago
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hoeterra · 2 days ago
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slime girls make goo
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hoeterra · 5 days ago
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hoeterra · 9 days ago
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if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you
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hoeterra · 9 days ago
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hoeterra · 16 days ago
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by Andres Gamiochipi
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hoeterra · 16 days ago
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I would like to play Rebloging Posts With Friends so if y’all could get on that. Only one of you is pulling their weight
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hoeterra · 16 days ago
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The next time I see Donald Trump trending on this god forsaken website, it better fucking look like this.
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hoeterra · 16 days ago
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ok not to be that guy but like. labor rights and working class rights can coexist with 24h services and late amenities. its certainly hard to do so without worker exploitation in this political and social environment, it’s not a conflict likely to resolve overnight. but 24h services are important and especially valuable to those of us that are disabled or are on a different circadian rhythm. in fact more professional, health, and government services should be available or at least possible to work on asynchronously (if applicable) during late or odd hours, while workers also get sufficient pay for their labor and proper consistent scheduling. this would be much easier on the workers with night schedules if the entire professional world didn’t grind to a halt at 5pmEST
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hoeterra · 16 days ago
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i think the players in american football should take off all that gear so they can touch the skin of another man. the helmet doesn't make it less gay it just makes it less fun for the audience in the cuck stands
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hoeterra · 16 days ago
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Reminder:
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hoeterra · 16 days ago
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the resurgence of Thin being In has made thin people so much more fucking annoying i keep seeing recipe and gardening videos or tiktoks that look good or are informative but the (very much thin!!) creators can't stop going "oh gotta get my FAT ASS to work in the garden!! 😂 making some tortillas because i'm a FAT LARD ASS, sorry for adding two tablespoons of oil to this i'm such a fucking BIG BACK FAT DIPSHIT aren't i 😂😂" are you not embarrassed
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hoeterra · 20 days ago
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"don't let it bother you" first of all, everything bothers me
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hoeterra · 27 days ago
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scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)
experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)
doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)
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hoeterra · 28 days ago
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hoeterra · 28 days ago
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This is barely an exaggeration of where diet culture is rn on social media
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hoeterra · 1 month ago
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anti-survival horror where you're desperately trying to die but everyone is keeping you alive
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