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how it feels to be me.

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people have got to stop fucking with john kramer when he's got a bpd lesbian on his payroll

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All roads lead back here <3

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This is Dr. Lawrence Gordon. Clap if you like Dr. Gordon. Okay, Okay. Not very many claps. Yeah, he looks a bit pale doesn't he? A little sick. This is his family. Aren't they cute! His daughter's hair is just adorable, look at those pigtails, oh and his wife's little dress. Clap if you like her dress…Anyways, they were all held hostage by the jigsaw killer and the other hostage, Adam, is presumed dead.

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leigh whannell, shawnee smith, and james wan, sundance film festival, 2004

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saw writers will always try and squeeze in all the characters in the narrative like their life depends on it FUCKK...why’s hoffman the bus driver all of a sudden 😐

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cary elwes as lawrence gordon and tobin bell as john kramer, behind the scenes of saw: the final chapter (2010)

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You have to stop me or I'm going to continue to make horribly inappropriate fancams

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Lawrence at Adam whenever they get in an argument:

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Lawrence: *walking downstairs* is something burning?

Adam: *leans seductively against the counter* just my desire for you

Lawrence: Adam, the toaster is on fire

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SAW: Behind the Scenes

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What my food see’s when I look into the Microwave

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Amanda: Why does your chest look all thick?

Hoffman: Um… I've been working out... y'know, pushups and, milk... [Amanda takes his shirt off to reveal a bulletproof vest]

Amanda: That's... quite a sports bra.