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now it’s a mug!

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via

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The way I’m gonna break this bad boy back out this summer 🤭

I see Hozier today!!! Hoping to get barricade or at least close! Made a lil sign :)

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PSA that has been given 100 times already but needs to be said again:

The reason you, gen Z queers, need to be kink positive isn't because you support those kinks. It is okay to be disgusted by them, actually.

The reason you need to support kinksters is because "these kinks are disgusting" is the framework the alt-right is using and will continue to use to outlaw you. They don't think you're any different from the guys at Pride in leather puppy suits. They think your ENTIRE EXISTENCE is sexual. They think you holding hands with someone of the same gender, or existing as a trans person at all, is the same as a straight couple playing tonsil hockey in public.

YOU ARE A FETISH TO THEM. That is all you will ever be to the alt-right. They will never see you as human. When they talk about "our children being exposed to sexual perversion" they don't mean BDSM like you think they do. They mean YOU.

The only way to preserve your own existence is to fight for the right of kink to exist, because the instant kink becomes taboo or outlawed again*, rest assured, the alt-right will become MUCH more transparent about just what they think about your existence.

When you harp on about disgusting kinks and how they need to be hidden or outlawed and how they're harmful and everyone who does them is (insert thing here), you are giving the alt-right the tools they will use to imprison you as soon as they have unchecked power to do so.

THAT is why kinksters have been part of the queer community, part of Pride, from the start. Because the only way to keep our community safe is by truly ensuring everyone has unlimited sexual autonomy so long as the activity is taking place between consenting adults. It's just like how abortion-related laws are the lynchpin for all manner of medical autonomy laws.

The queer community can't stand without kinksters and vice versa. Even if you yourself aren't a kinkster and find them disgusting, like it or not, that is just how it is.

*Sodomy was illegal in Texas until 2003 and the law is still on the books, just not allowed to be enforced thanks to Lawrence v Texas, which SCOTUS has said they have an interest in striking down

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I’ve kept this thought to myself for years but I believe now is the time to manifest it: Hozier Christmas/Yule album

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if the heavens ever did squeak, she's the last true mouse piece

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Not brave enough to put this on Twitter but Jesus, some of the takes I see on tt and insta about Almost (Sweet Music) are INSANE. They’re like I’m sick and tired of this song being misinterpreted meanwhile I’m like, my sister in Christ YOU are misinterpreting it

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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

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@crowleys-hips inspired me to make a Crowley-centric uquiz, and because I'm a psychoanalyzing Hozier freak, it's also Hozier-centric and tears your soul to shreds at the end, if I did my job right.

Tagging some of my Good Omens mutuals because I spent like an hour on this lmao. @brokendoor16 @lvndrlondonfog @moriarty4life @the-stars-are-ineffable @breezydaysoflife @reybeeze @fearandhatred @harbinger-of-existential-dread @mostnormalaziraphaleliker @ilaytrapsfortroubadours

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Too sweet this, too sweet that.

Why is noone talking about the other songs?!

Empire Now is a BANGER and absolutely Epic!

Fare Well is sooooo beautiful.

Don't even get me started on Wildflower and Barley! Useful as dirt, put my body to work?! Unreal Unherad? Allison Russel's voice?!

Also, wtf is wrong with the world that Would that I isn't in the top 5 anymore?!

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the attempted tiktokification of hozier will never not be funny to me because half his songs are about politics and the other half are about wanting to be railed so hard the neighbours complain

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"hozier did not write *insert song here* for you to call him the take me to church guy"

no but he IS the take me to church guy !!! have you seen the way he performs that song? at like every show, with so much PASSION every time ?? take me to church is political, it criticises the catholic church, it's angry at the harm done to his people and others, he has done advocacy with this song, it's about devotion and love and sex and humanity. he is very much the take me to church guy

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Here it is! 🤣

I see Hozier today!!! Hoping to get barricade or at least close! Made a lil sign :)

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I see Hozier today!!! Hoping to get barricade or at least close! Made a lil sign :)

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The End of All Things by Maximilian Pirner (1853 - 1924)

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I GOT PIT I GOT PIT

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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.