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You nerds keep talking about how willing Holmes is to just chew on something and die for his case and how Watson has to have him on a leash or whatever but also like it goes both ways. Watson is just as ready to die a hamster-level death of cartoonish violence for Holmess cases and Holmes has to be like "hey... Hey how about you sit this one out actually 😅" and Watsons like :(( and Holmes has to be like "dw I'll let you risk your life for something completely mundane later but RN I just don't feel comfortable watching you idfk throw yourself at a terrorist for the vine okay" and then Watson goes to his diary and writes "Holmes made me sit at home for hours bc I could've died god I hate my baka life this is so unfair I'm gonna be so mad at him when he gets home"
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was thinking of ship dynamics i go coocoo puffs for and i realized this one in particular is just. so SO good. love when a completely bonkers character gets together with a totally normal very average person (actually is Worse)
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Last @holmestice treat, a domestic Toby moment based on concept art by Mel Shaw for @afteriwake
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I do agree with this as far as the continued bullying is concerned but I fear Watson was calling him a rodent before he even KNEW HIS NAME 😩😩 same story where he said he was thankful some dude got murdered (not knowing the reason behind it mind you) because the dude was just so fucking ugly it was a good thing that he wasn't alive to jumpscare people with his face anymore. Watson is genuinely just a mean old bitch 💔
Genuinely what is Watson's beef with Lestrade cuz if a dude called me rat faced and ferret like and referred to me as shit like "the little detective" and constantly undermined my talents at my actual job and wrote about how he and his roommate LAUGHED ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK and then published TS in public news I'd be airing the place out 😭 like there's no way. im snitching on u AND ur little boyfriend ur ALL getting sodomy charges idc if its just rumors or if it's real jail jail jail jail JAIL
#john “ugly people dont deserve to live” watson#reblog#he actually needs to relax like#i guess proof that hes not exaggerating Holmess appearance in his stories because if old dude was ugly watson would LET US KNOW#he pulls no punches#or maybe he is exaggerating and just likes to exaggerate both ways#a study in scarlet watson was broke disabled riddled with ptsd passively suicidal and had no friends and YET#still didnt improve his personality. calling bitches ugly like he doesnt have a SLEW of his own issues to work through#look within 💔 make a change. pick a STRUGGLE.
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been seeing so many fem sherlock around (meaning ive just been blessed as of late 😫😫💖💖💖) so i thought id share my own fem, 50s era sherlock and jane i did for class






we had to make a story for a hypothetical comic book cover it would have and ofc i had to pick these ladies…. HAHA
wasnt super happy w how the final cover but i ADORED the exploration of these two, and mary and moriarity (which you can kind of see them in the mix of things but its very unclear i have a cool plot in my head and in my notes app but anyways………)


plus heres the sketch that inspired me to look back at these ladies again hehe

based on @luzdrawsalot ‘s designs!! thx for the inspo 🤩🤩
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okay guys, give me your favourite lesser-known Sherlock Holmes adaptations. And I'm not talking granada holmes or sth, I'm talking real niche. I'm talking Sherlock Gnomes type under-the-radar adaptations!
gimme.
#uhhh. Holmes and Watson in the Benoit Blanc vs Hercule Poirot rap battle#on youtube. by freshly kanal#do i win the niche-off?#i also really liked sherlock holmes in the 22nd century
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#i quickly glanced over this not realizing it was sh and for a second there i thought holmess fingers were his dreads#i thought it was some dude with dreads getting walked in on crying or smth#i was like eow. deep
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Genuinely what is Watson's beef with Lestrade cuz if a dude called me rat faced and ferret like and referred to me as shit like "the little detective" and constantly undermined my talents at my actual job and wrote about how he and his roommate LAUGHED ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK and then published TS in public news I'd be airing the place out 😭 like there's no way. im snitching on u AND ur little boyfriend ur ALL getting sodomy charges idc if its just rumors or if it's real jail jail jail jail JAIL
#dl gays getting TOO BOLD in an era where you can get charges for that 🙄🙄🙄#sherlock holmes#acd canon#acd holmes#john watson#acd sherlock#sherlock holmes canon#acd watson#johnlock#stuff noa says#watsholmes#detective lestrade#lestrade#inspector lestrade#acd lestrade#sherlock holmes books
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You nerds keep talking about how willing Holmes is to just chew on something and die for his case and how Watson has to have him on a leash or whatever but also like it goes both ways. Watson is just as ready to die a hamster-level death of cartoonish violence for Holmess cases and Holmes has to be like "hey... Hey how about you sit this one out actually 😅" and Watsons like :(( and Holmes has to be like "dw I'll let you risk your life for something completely mundane later but RN I just don't feel comfortable watching you idfk throw yourself at a terrorist for the vine okay" and then Watson goes to his diary and writes "Holmes made me sit at home for hours bc I could've died god I hate my baka life this is so unfair I'm gonna be so mad at him when he gets home"
#HELP#totally wrote it like that on purpose#sweats#but yeah he would put the anger on hold until holmes came back safe and sound and not dead#even tho he SAID ppl would be DYING 🙄🙄 LIARRRRR#holmes: im back-!#watson: wait 🫸 *sets his mental microwave to 1 minute. reheats the anger... ding!* WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU LET ME COME TOO 🤬🤬
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tiktok from rushadicus
gang what do we think, is this folkpunk?
#this is canonically how sherlock holmes plays the violin btw#not to derail (in a derailing tone of voice)
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Some time ago my mum asked me:
"Has it ever occurred to anyone that Holmes might be gay and Watson might be bi and that they might have...like...had a relationship?"
Yeah, no I don't think anyone ever thought of that
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if Sherlock Holmes was a tumblr user he’d be like prev reblog I noticed you tagged this gifset of Ryan Gosling in the Barbie movie trailer with “I want to *** *** *****” which you likely wanted us to interpret with a vague sexual meaning however three weeks ago you posted that you were researching Greek myths for fun and ever since then you have “coincidentally” used prometheus as a topic in several of your funnyguy posts that you wanted to blow up but only got 200 notes and coupled with your love of birds I can only assume that your tag actually meant “eat his liver” and that you’re deep in some sort of Prometheus hyperfixation that you’re coy about for some reason probably because it’s so weird. and then everyone on here would get all scared because of him
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You nerds keep talking about how willing Holmes is to just chew on something and die for his case and how Watson has to have him on a leash or whatever but also like it goes both ways. Watson is just as ready to die a hamster-level death of cartoonish violence for Holmess cases and Holmes has to be like "hey... Hey how about you sit this one out actually 😅" and Watsons like :(( and Holmes has to be like "dw I'll let you risk your life for something completely mundane later but RN I just don't feel comfortable watching you idfk throw yourself at a terrorist for the vine okay" and then Watson goes to his diary and writes "Holmes made me sit at home for hours bc I could've died god I hate my baka life this is so unfair I'm gonna be so mad at him when he gets home"
#and then Holmes gets home and is like “good news Watson you MAY get to use the gun today”#and Watson is standing there with the gun already loaded with the safety off and is like WHERE WHEN YIPPEE#immediately forgives him#sherlock holmes#acd canon#john watson#acd holmes#acd sherlock#sherlock holmes canon#johnlock#acd watson#holmes x watson#sherlock holmes books#acd johnlock#stuff noa says
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if Sherlock Holmes was a tumblr user he’d be like prev reblog I noticed you tagged this gifset of Ryan Gosling in the Barbie movie trailer with “I want to *** *** *****” which you likely wanted us to interpret with a vague sexual meaning however three weeks ago you posted that you were researching Greek myths for fun and ever since then you have “coincidentally” used prometheus as a topic in several of your funnyguy posts that you wanted to blow up but only got 200 notes and coupled with your love of birds I can only assume that your tag actually meant “eat his liver” and that you’re deep in some sort of Prometheus hyperfixation that you’re coy about for some reason probably because it’s so weird. and then everyone on here would get all scared because of him
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The Sholto that shows up in BBCs version of Sign is actually Major Sholto, who in the book canon is the father of Thaddeus (and Bartholomew, they're twins) Sholto (he's also dead in the book lol)! Funnily enough, his name is actually JOHN Sholto (basic ass name, prolly why he gave his sons such crazy ones), my guess is that they changed it to James just to avoid having two (three if you count the name Johnathan) Johns in the room :P
Yo Thaddeus Sholto is actually a real one. Absolutely no reason or motive for him to be invested in making sure Mary gets some of the treasure except that he's like "well, it's the right thing to do! ☝️🤓". At a certain point tho it starts to get ridiculous how badly he wants her to have the treasure like... Do you not want it that badly?? Started fighting his brother on it and everything. Tracks down her address to give her a single pearl a year until they ran out. Like at a certain point you DID realize mfs are trying to kill you over this treasure as well bc you hired some muscle but you... Still wanna bring this brokie girl into the drama?? 😭 She doesn't even WANT IT EITHER!! Mary used exactly ZERO of the pearls bc she had them as evidence to show Holmes in the beginning of Sign of Four... Everyone in this story is mad ungrateful the Thames was the most deserving of that treasure
#sign of four is kinda hard to read through with all the racism so i get why they adapted it as loosely as possible#but thaddeus was baller yk how theres like koreaboos and weaboos he was an... india-boo. bro loved india#hes also extremely fuckin lame and backboneless and bbcs sherlock is obsessed with being cool so there was no chance of old dude making it💔#Bartholomew is also dead but had nothing interesting going on#plus they decided to give Mary an absolutely batshit backstory so they needed Sholto to be connected to John somehow instead of her#so bringing the major back to life was the only choice#i guess they COULDVE just used one of the other sons' names just to not keep recycling basic names#but nobodys ever accused moffat and gatiss of actually READING the books they were adapting and i wont be the first#so honestly they may have forgotten the actual mary half of so4 and just remembered the agra treasure part of the story#where major sholto was more prominent (ish)#also also ur comment about it being dated is probably a contributor too lol who tf is named thaddeus anymore honestly#bbc sherlock#love dragging it but i did actually think so3 was creative in bbc not to be TOO much of a hater
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