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advanced tip: while driving, you can use your turn signal to warn other drivers that you intend to turn.

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I kind of want the boops to stay forever. after a few days it'll calm down and then I can just boop my beloved mutuals occasionally when I see them on the dash or in my notifs to say hello I love you

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squealing about this boop function. I literally made a sound akin to a squeaky toy. it brings me much joy. the cat paws. the animation. oh. oh. joy. i've never felt such joy in my life. in the same vein,

cat fun facts! (cat pics at the end)

Cat whiskers are immensely sensitive, about as sensitive as human fingertips! Cats use their whiskers to feel things around them and their face. Cats can actually get a type of information overload, called whisker fatigue, from their whiskers touching too many things/being touched too often, which is why it is recommended to use wide, flatter feeding + water dishes for your cats, and to avoid touching their whiskers unnecessarily.

Cat Paws have 3 types of Beans (paw pads)! Digital, Metacarpal and Carpal pads. The metacarpal pad is located in the center of the paw, the digital pads are located upon their main four toes, and the carpal pad is located on the staff of the cat's paws/legs (often referred to as their thumbs!) They also have what is called a "dew claw", located on the inner side of the front paws (which is more like a thumb if you ask me.) Cats also usually have 18 toes, but many cats have more than just 18. (usually when dew claws are present on the back paws)

Cat Paw Pads are also absorbent of shock and sound, and can feel texture, pressure and temperature! It's important to make sure your fluffy friend's paw pads aren't overgrown with fur, as this can affect their grip and effectiveness. (Most cats can do this themselves via grooming, but some cats can't!)

Cat's Ears have 36 muscles in the outer ear! (while we humans only have 6). They can rotate up to a full 180 degrees, helping cats pinpoint the location of sounds. Cats can amplify sound waves between 2,000 and 6,000 hertz, and can hear sounds up to 62 kHz, which is 1.6 octaves above humans, and 1 octave above that of a dog. Cats are wonderful creatures! We're very lucky to have them as our companions. If you have a fluffy friend, give 'em a lil pat for me, for being such an amazing creature. And, as a treat, here are some of my fluffy friends. (1 and 2) The late Ms. Mojo Catface, (grey cat in 3,4,5,6) Mr. Spyro Needlepaw and (black cat in 3,5,7) Kitka Meowski, The Russian Queen of Day Drinking Vodka.

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This is NOT an April Fool's joke!

We're opening a form to check interest in an SVSSS Big Bang event. We might be the most neglected of MXTX's children but not on this!

Click here to go to the interest form 🔗 it'll be open for the whole month of April 2024. It'll close May 1st, 2024 at 2:00 AM EST / 6:00 AM GMT.

We're also looking for additional mods. If you'd like to join our team, sign up here 🔗

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“this is just facebook poking but with paws” okay AND???? get booped idiot

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so-called "free thinkers" when there's a boop button

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today i learned twitter artists are posting their own art but captioning it as if they're reposting someone else's work, bc it gives them waaay more engagement. and its worked every time. the state of social media is truly so over 😭

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Hadi Rahnaward: 'Fragile Balance' (2023) rug sculpture created with matches

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all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

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every time I see my notifications say "so many SUPER boops!" I hear it in my nephew's voice in my head bc he's got this thing now about saying "so many" to mean anything more than one, and then I get really excited bc it's like he's excited for me to get booped hfjdjsh

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5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

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FYI, y'all have my blanket permission to spam me with as many boops as you need to get those cute badges :3

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people reblogging my posts reminds me that this site isn't only to boop people, but nothing else matters anymore, only boops. no posting, only booping. stop reblogging me, it's hiding my boops in my notifs!