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@ god do u wanna stop hating on my gf she's been on her period for 10 days now and as nice as blowjobs are I kinda sorta REALLY WANT TO GO DOWN ON HER okay thanks homie

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she also gave me a bj today after work and my whole body and one hand and my face was fucking tingling I orgasmed so hard?! like I almost had to make her stop because I thought I was going to pass out?! like there's nothing she isn't the best at?!

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I guess I have a personal too but yeah everything about her is so perfect like we are both WILD about each other we were hanging out last night and she had to leave for a bit because she actually gets that emotional around me.... and it's so flattering but like also... all her qualities are insanely golden and she's so beautiful and smart and she sees me as someone special and.... I've just never had that it seriously makes me cry sometimes (no shame) like the dates are good and when we just read it's good and everything is just SO GOOD SHE'S PERFECT OKAY BYE

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Paris is Burning (1990)

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sometimes I feel like I'm going to reach a boiling point and it's going to come down to me either hurting myself or hurting someone else

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this is a terrible post to make butttttt: your boyfriend is actually so fucking ugly like im not even saying that he has a child molester smile lmfao and it's funny you tried to bring me down so long by saying he was hot

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ill take silent solace in the fact your boyfriend has a molester mustache and you're a frumpy emotionally abusive fuck

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yeah I’m not conventionally attractive, I’ve only been told that every single day of my fucking life, it’s only completely ruined my self-worth and thanks to your body shaming even if I have opportunities to be intimate with someone I can’t because I have anxiety attacks I feel so ugly compared to other people

so really thanks for that thank you for weaponizing your conventional attractiveness into a way to emotionally abuse and shame someone you’re a really really brave stand up person

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mfw the girl you hate the most totally fucked your next door neighbor you love

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if youre gonna prioritize your beauty and being considered pretty over your mental health YEAH UR GONNA HAVE SOME PROBLEMS

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this...... is..... a high school teacher intern...... ive never met...

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she just sent me pics of her ass

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this girl from tinder is trying to hit it but I don't know man I don't knooooooow

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I from the bottom of my heart sometimes wish I was a dime a dozen I cannot, simply cannot, wholly and completely connect or fully relate to a single human being and it scares me every single fucking day of my life I am so scared I am just so scared of everything

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It's just so fucking stupid I went to my favourite bar in the city and she just haddddd to be there and from the bottom of my heart I completely avoided her and minded my own business and I had a really good night with my FRIENDS but I guess I stood to far from the game my FRIENDS and I were playing which was inconveniently placed by the bathrooms and now I have to deal with accusations I was trying to corner her near the bathrooms like I didn't even fucking notice her walk by me?!?!?! and now she's gotta be all like "yeah well you're ugly and going nowhere in life" I hate my life

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It's almost as if some people know all they have going for them is their looks and ability to convince people someone is doing something they're not