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holyinkubus · 6 days
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How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?
this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete
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the moment he decides to binky
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First image of a tardigrade (1773)
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Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
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house is a girl you have to take care of her
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I’m sorry meatly
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holyinkubus · 17 days
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Appalachian Miku
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Celtic Miku!!
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holyinkubus · 17 days
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me: I have GOT to get weirder!
also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.
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