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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

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We know French names are hard, so we made sure to add pronounciation tips in Truth Scrapper 👄💬🇫🇷

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I love my untalented mediocre son

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I have to disagree about this being out of character. Seeing as we never see or hear from death as we would any other character, we have a fairly limited list of “in character” traits to begin with, and i think the number one characteristic is that they are spiteful.

Death shows no sympathy for anyone who even remotely mistreats their plan. The vast majority of survivors in these movies would have happily gone into their death if it werent for the protags actively getting in the way. Valerie lewton from 1 was just doing her job and staying with the students, every survivor from two was just following the road laws. Most people were given no warning or even choice in invoking deaths rage, and they are treated just as harshly as the person who stepped in in the first place.

Thinking about it. Going after a family because 60 years ago their grandma absolutely destroyed their biggest disaster in years, and then holed herself up for another 20 is just about the most in character thing i could think of for death.

As for the “life defeating death being cooler” thing, it may just be a matter of taste, but i feel like the interpretation where they discover a loophole and outsmart death is a lot cooler and more interesting than just outlasting long enough to give birth. Also it reduces semanticy bullshit around that you’d need to establish. Like if a survivor was a man and came in a woman, at what point would death consider that a new life. There is no answer that will not piss of someone.

Anyway the point is, i think the writers did a great job and reapected the canon and the character of death incredibly well.

Not a fan of how the new Final Destination retconned the rule about creating new life taking you and everyone after you off of the death list. It felt really lazy to just get rid of that for convenience so they could do a family storyline instead of just coming up with better ideas to fit the rules while being interesting. I don't really like the idea of Death having beef with all of these people who never actually cheated death and were never even involved in the accident that was meant to kill their parents and grandparents. Plus they shouldn't have died at the end. It would have been a great setup for another movie if the brother went to his prom night and recieved a premonition of a disaster and has to try and stop it. Granted, watching a bunch of 15 year olds and their first loves dying horrifically would be pretty fucked up to watch.

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Not a furry but I think all humans should have tails because it would be soooo fucking sexy and hot and so sexy

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It didn’t retcon it. If you remember, they never actually get to test that theory, because the pregnant woman was revealed to have survived the premonition anyway, they interpreted “new life” to at the very least be applicable being revived from death, and the giving birth part remained a theory.

Not a fan of how the new Final Destination retconned the rule about creating new life taking you and everyone after you off of the death list. It felt really lazy to just get rid of that for convenience so they could do a family storyline instead of just coming up with better ideas to fit the rules while being interesting. I don't really like the idea of Death having beef with all of these people who never actually cheated death and were never even involved in the accident that was meant to kill their parents and grandparents. Plus they shouldn't have died at the end. It would have been a great setup for another movie if the brother went to his prom night and recieved a premonition of a disaster and has to try and stop it. Granted, watching a bunch of 15 year olds and their first loves dying horrifically would be pretty fucked up to watch.

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this kitty is so unwell ...

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In a normal circumstance, I hate Netflix. However, they struck a deal to produce new episodes of Sesame Street and will ensure that the episodes remain free and accessible on PBS for all kids and for that, they deserve gratitude.

Additionally, unlike the deal previous struck with HBO, this one with Netflix also makes its so new episodes are simultaneously available via Netflix, PBS, and the PBS Kids app.

Please continue to support Sesame Street and all the other PBS programming via donations to ensure everyone, kids and adults alike, continue to have access to educational viewing.

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idk how to explain myself for this one GAJGHAAJAHA i should not have spent a day on this

^^^ inspo

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“Run!” I cried, cryingly! “It’s Geoff the Killer!”

“That’s right,” The pale freak snarled, brandishing the Knife, “And I’m going to— wait did you just spell my name ‘Geoff’ what the hell is wrong with you”

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"Even now, our banner flies high!"

happy pride month ⚔️🌈

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Added legs

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Springtrap playing as himself in DBD

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Uh oh, while you werent looking a fork fell into final destination bloodlines and it blows up your microwave and kills you.

rotating final destination bloodlines in my head like i'm heating it up in the microwave

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Her really big pair of Eyes on her hat.

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