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Just a lil season one Homelander appreciation post 🥛🇺🇸

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Also my Homelander loves @vghtsupes Starlight

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s1 homelander is my forever homelander :) like even through through the other seasons they showed him to be 'dumb' or 'so and so' like a joke. s1 homelander is my forever homelander. :) not dumb and be fucking for real a threat. like he's threatening, he's a killer, he don't give a fuck, and that's the homie I will always remember. cause it is what made every go 'oh my fucking god' <- like please I can rant about this man allll day about how the show should have kept him polish and smart and the whole mommy issues to the side cause it's a jokes. really.

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HOMELANDER — 1.01: The Name of the Game (2019)

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// AYEEEEEE !!! I miss you guys ! omfg !!! Y'all are crack to me I swear I had that ITCH and tomorrow ! imma be online to do things on all blogs ;-; <3 ( YEH GIRL- Is sick and dealing with a pain on my side as well that sucks ass. but also SOBBING ) I love you guys & will be around to do things on all the blogs 👀 SO AYE AYE AYE! parrrrttty

Also sorry if i have been SLACKING on DISCORD- this pain I've been dealing with on my left side is honestly painful ? so idk what is up, but eh. Like imma make it through and respond to you guys on d/iscord tomorrow <3 ;-; love you all xoxo

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&. 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  an  assortment  of  smut  /  nsfw  implied  dialogue  prompts  with  not  so  explicit  language.  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ i’ve been thinking about you all day. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ how badly do you want me? ❜

❛ i can’t get enough of you. ❜

❛ i’ve never done something like this before. ❜

❛ i like being close to you. you’re warm. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ you look like you were jealous. ❜

❛ i’m not jealous. ❜

❛ shh. there’s people in the other room. ❜

❛ say you want me, and i’m yours. ❜ 

❛ i won’t bite. unless you’re into that sort of thing. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ would you like to go somewhere a little more private? ❜

❛ i’ll take care of you. ❜

❛ there’s so many things i wanna do to you. ❜

❛ take off your clothes. ❜

❛ i’m going to ruin you. ❜

❛ show me how much you missed me. ❜

❛ is this okay? ❜

❛ you know you love me. ❜

❛ i want you to feel good. ❜

❛ i want this. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you’re such a tease. ❜

❛ want me to model these for you? ❜

❛ we have to make this quick. ❜

❛ what are you looking at? ❜

❛ it’s hot when you talk back. ❜

❛ you don’t have to be gentle. i won’t break. ❜

❛ don’t you know what you’re doing to me? ❜

❛ i really want to kiss you right now. ❜

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. ❜

❛ this is a one time thing. ❜

❛ you know where to find me. ❜

❛ did i say you could stop? ❜

❛ you’re soaked. let me grab you a towel. ❜

❛ i want to see you. ❜

❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜

❛ no ones here. we can be as loud as we want. ❜

❛ you look good with my hands around your throat. ❜

❛ i’ll be good, i promise. ❜

❛ you’re really good at that. ❜

❛ shut up and kiss me already. ❜

❛ you better watch your fucking mouth. ❜

❛ don’t mind me. just enjoying the view. ❜

❛ tell me what you want. ❜

❛ you can be rough. i can take it. ❜

❛ and where do you think you’re going? ❜

❛ if you called just to get off on my voice, i’m hanging up. ❜

❛ i shouldn’t allow myself to get this close to you. ❜

❛ what if i hurt you? ❜

❛ you won’t hurt me. ❜

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It's all a matter of perspective, I guess.

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mutuals & non-mutuals may reblog.

Woke up this morning (Woke up this morning, yeah, yeah) Feeling reborn and it's like a new dawning (Yeah, yeah) The misery's off, the energy's on and (Yeah) I'm feeling stronger (I'm feeling stronger) Yeah, somethings evolving (Yeah) If I'm being honest, I would've bet on it, I was a goner (Yeah, whoo) 'Cause lately too often, I open my eyes and my mood will just darken, laying in bed like a coffin, letting the negative thoughts win, But I woke up this morning (Woke up this morning) Feeling anointed, I'm feeling chosen (Whoo) This is the moment, I land on my feet and I'm ready to own it. Yeah, yesterday was heavier than semi trucks, couldn't find a better way to win my luck. Yesterday was darker than a midnight storm, feeling like I'm paralyzed when I'm stuck. Yesterday was living in an all out war, climbing up a mountain made of all my fears. Yesterday was battling to break me down, but yesterday's gone, and I'm still here.

- Godly by Tommee Profitt ft. Vo Williams

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›     FIRST   TO   ADMIT      →      receiver    to    sender.

i   think   about   you

you   make   me   nervous

you   feel   like   home

don’t   leave   just   yet

i   missed   you   today

i   want   you   close

you’re   hard   to   ignore

you   matter   to   me

my   heart   knows   you

i   care   too   much

you’re   all   i   want

i   waited   for   you

i   feel   it   too

i’m   drawn   to   you

it’s   always   been   you

i   can’t   stop   looking

i   like   you   more

don’t   make   me   fall

stay   a   little   longer

i’m   not   over   you

you’re   more   than   beautiful

you   feel   like   safety

i   need   you   here

you’ve   ruined   my   plans

i   can’t   unfeel   this

i   like   your   laugh

you   have   my   attention

you're   in   my   dreams

i   noticed   everything   about   you

i   didn’t   mean   to

just   say   the   word

i’d   choose   you   again

you’re   impossible   to   forget

i   want   more   time

i   still   remember   everything

i   can’t   fake   this

you’re   not   just   anyone

i   want   to   try

i   want   you   badly

i   wish   you   knew

i   think   you   know

i   meant   every   word

you’re   more   than   enough

you   make   me   better

i   feel   something   real

you’re   messing   me   up

i’m   not   afraid   anymore

don’t   make   me   say   it

i   love   your   voice

you’re   too   important   now

i’d   ruin   everything   for   you

i’m   trying   not   to

you’re   in   my   blood

don’t   let   go   yet

i   ache   for   you

you   already   know,   right?

i   didn’t   expect   you

you   mean   so   much

this   can’t   be   casual

i   need   to   tell   you

it’s   killing   me   inside

you’re   all   i   see

i   feel   so   alive

i   wanted   you   first

it’s   always   been   this

i’d   wait   for   you

you’re   more   than   temptation

i   keep   choosing   you

i’m   not   good   at   this

please   don’t   walk   away

you   were   worth   waiting

you   make   it   hard

it’s   not   just   physical

i   feel   every   second

i   want   to   stay

i   can’t   do   this

say   something,   anything   please

you   still   have   me

i’m   not   pretending   anymore

this   is   all   real

just   let   me   in

i   feel   everything   now

i   tried   to   hide

you’re   already   in   deep

this   changes   everything,   doesn’t   it?

i’m   terrified   to   lose   you

don’t   make   me   guess

you’re   all   i   crave

i   wasn’t   supposed   to

this   is   more   serious

i   didn’t   expect   this

i’ve   never   felt   this

you’re   messing   me   up

can   you   feel   it?

i   don’t   regret   us

i’m   scared   it’s   real

we’re   not   just   friends

you   feel   like   forever

do   you   feel   it?

i   think   i’m   falling

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mutuals & non-mutuals may reblog.

I'm the real hero

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@vghtsupes sent ; ❣️ + starlander ; SEND ME ❣️ + A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU…     [   VOL. 2   ] ; accepting

Who is the little spoon ? ; annie is definitely the little spoon in the relationship. homelander being the big spoon to her. he likes holding on to her, the feeling of protecting her, the knowledge that she is safe in his arms through & through. but when he is... crumbling- falling apart, not at his best, where he feels like those other thoughts are getting too controlling- it's where i can see homelander being the little spoon in where he NEEDS annie to hold on to him, to ground him.

Who sings in the shower ? ; annie mostly does. but i can see homelander singing a tune or two when he is at his best mood. maybe they'll even sing together if lucky.

Who plays pranks on the other ? ; I don't see homelander being into pranks tbh. I can't really say I can see annie doing them either- or if she does, it would be cute little pranks- which im sure she'd have to explain to homelander cause he's like ???? 😂 lost & confused.

Who is the one who listens to pop music ? ; annie does. which means homelander listens to them when she listens to them. he's more into classical music.

Who brings the other a random cup of joe ? ; homelander brings coffee to annie since he doesn't drink coffee. knows her exact order & everything.

Who picks the cheesy movies for date night ? ; annie, but i think once homelander is more comfortable he'd have his own few cheesy movies to choose from ( not that he knows many tbh. but i think he'd just make it a point to watch every movie he has never seen, and does so with annie. )

Who is more likely to feed the other in public ? ; annie feeding homelander, but also homelander would def do it from time to time, he'll def give her his milkshake.

Who gives the other random little compliments ? ; homelander does. he def compliments annie on just about everything she does. lbr he def knows she loves being praised and he really likes knowing he can make her feel good.

Who is always stealing food from the other’s plate ? ; i don't see homelander being the type- least not before. i can see annie once being like let me try yours, do you want to try mine ? but also i don't think he'd steal- he would always ask, while annie, maybe i can see her more of the one to take from his plate, but lbr he'd let her.

Who is more likely to let the other borrow their car ? ; homelander doesn't drive. :| though on the runaway verse i feel like annie would have been the only one with the car in the beginning, which is the same car she was teaching homelander to drive, which would end up being the car he would borrow.

Who makes the list before they go grocery shopping ? ; annie. our girl is the responsible type.

Who makes sure the other takes their meds when sick ? ; homelander doesn't get sick. i don't know- or don't think annie would either ? since supe, but - if supes could, he would def make sure she took her meds.

Who watches sports and has to teach the other the rules ? ; neither of them care for sports. def not homelander, he could care less for sports.

Who pulls the other to their feet for a dance in the living room ? ; annie does. but please if it is slow dancing, count homelander in. he can def tango with annie, and sway her into the music.

Who has to keep reminding the other to hurry or they’ll be late ? ; i think both are pretty much on time kind of people, so they don't even have to worry about the other running late.

Who is the one most likely to get a tattoo with the other’s name ? ; homelander isn't the tattoo kind of guy. but i bet if he was the type, and human, he would maybe get something ( stars of some sort ) that remind him of annie- or the two of them matching, if she begged him enough he'd do it ( human homie i mean )

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your ask thing, rip timothy 🪦

He was a real one.

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five word prompts

[inspired by this]

“actually… i just miss you.”

“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”

“and slowly… i was forgotten.”

“and then everything just disappears.”

“and where do i go?”

“anyone could tell from here.”

“are you finishing that or…?”

“are you stupid or stupid?”

“anything, just call me, okay?”

“bitch better have my money.”

“bro… that’s so… not cool…”

“but did you do it?”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

“can’t you listen to me?”

“cross that. don’t answer that.”

“don’t even think about it.”

“don’t you dare walk away.”

“do it. i dare you.”

“did you think i forgot?”

“eventually… you just move on.”

“even if you still do.”

“everything will fall into place.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once, i need you.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“forget i even asked you.”

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“fuck off. i mean it.”

“give and take. that’s life.”

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”

“have you lost your mind?”

“hello? it’s me. i was-”

“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”

“here’s a glass of whatever.”

“how about a hug, hm?”

“how about you make me?”

“i haven’t forgot you yet.”

“i can’t be around you.”

“i don’t need you, really.”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

“just… come back alive, okay?”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“killed him? wait, what, literally?”

“life really sucks. feel better.”

“letting go hurts… a lot.”

“let me live, will you?”

“no, i don’t need you.”

“nothing can hurt me now.”

“nothing matters anymore to me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

“really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“so… did you miss me?”

“so… can we go eat?”

“so… when’s the next flight?”

“so… how did everything go?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“then you tell me why.”

“this is not working out.”

“this isn’t what i wanted.”

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

“when did it all happen?”

“who knew you’d be here?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”

“zero fucks given. next please.”

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// my 8 year old graduates tomorrow from the 2nd grade. sobbing. Where has the time gone !?!?! Also, next week is the last week of school. Imma be busy in the morning since It's gonna be EARLY AF. But so happy !

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ROMANCE ! TOXIC ! PLATONIC ! YOU NAME IT I'LL SUPPLY IT !

( sounds like I'm selling drugs but I'm not I'm sell ships-- for free... )

Doing a SHIPPING CALL always did help give me get an idea of who wants to do things ship wise, and maybe it's an easier way to approach people. Also to see who feels comfortable enough by just liking or commenting- to get something going. It doesn't have to be just romance, by the way. Do be warn shipping with Homelander is a LOT-  like if you know nothing about this character, all I do have to warn you about is how toxic he is. He is a big red flag wrapped in every red flag ever. so he can be a difficult one to ship with - romantically, though I do have my ships that I love for him, I also do love some chemistry as well and willing to see where that may lead us ! But this can lead to romance, a good ol' hate relationship, friendship of some sort ! Something toxic, found family <- which I do love for Homelander because as shitty and evil as he is, he will def take a child under his wing. Toss some ideas, and we can see where that may take us.

Liking ( or commenting ) whatever you prefer, means ;

- me popping into your dms ( aka discord ) or IMs if you don't have discord. - sent ship things ( NSFW or NOT ) depends how comfy you are with the smexy things. - random starters will be a thing if you wish to ship with me. - random edits will be made for you of your muses + ship edits as well when the inspiration hits me. - plot ideas that I have of said ship or whatnot will also be tossed your way first- of course, if you want to do it, I mean. But that would also mean for you to toss ideas if you have any of our muses.

xoxo

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