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me when I go out wearing an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear: oh my god everyone knows this is an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear I’m so embarrassed
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hahaha omg y'allllll I'm getting encased in tree sap rn what kinda pose should I fossilize in 🤣
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the thrift store knows when you are not approaching it with the right spirit and will close you off from the cosmos
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If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker
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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you
Don't get involved in things you don't understand
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#fanfiction.net then i moved to quotev#had a brief stint with wattpad but realised that not many of the fics on there are to my taste#before settling into flicking between ao3 and ff.n
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The San Francisco Examiner, California, September 6, 1934
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all-timer daniel molloy questions:
1. did you eat the baby?
2. are you schizophrenic, louis?
3. and then what?
4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?
5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?
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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
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The day I found out that natasha lyonne was straight was the day that I gave into comphet
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What would your job be in the I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream future? I'd be the guy getting tortured for all eternity
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