homosexual-slimecicle

[homosexual-slimecicle]

Lies nobody has cared enough to donate yet so this is obviously not me

[homosexual-slimecicle]

this just so happened to be my pfp so im just gonna pretend this is me

Slimeciclw :D

Today, Jesus is holding:

Charlie Slimecicle

[homosexual-slimecicle]

i dont need heaven when i can have penis

[homosexual-slimecicle]

[Homo stands there, out of breath. There’s so much he wants to say but such little time. His heart is pounding. Thoughts rush through his head. Thousands of worries, but only one thing he can think to do.]

[After quickly catching his breath, he stands up. Moving closer, close enough to do what he’s wanted to do for so long… what he had the chance to do, but failed… Homo wraps his arms around Hetero and leans in. Lips touching, his heart beats faster and faster. He attempts to push aside all the negative thoughts, all the ideas of what could go wrong, he just tries to savor this moment, reaping it of all the joy he could, praying nothing goes wrong]

*gulp* h-

hi. I mean, hi!!

uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..

-heterosexual-slimecicle

oh hi lmao how r u

[homosexual-slimecicle]

[He sits in silence. What else can he do? He’s over him… right? Of course he is. It’s been months. Years… Maybe… probably not… He’s lost track of time since he’s been in the forest. It could’ve been only a few weeks. It feels like it’s been forever… After all this time… is it really a good idea? Does he really still love Hetero? Should he really…]

W…wait… Hetero-

[Homo stands up and runs after Hetero]

*gulp* h-

hi. I mean, hi!!

uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..

-heterosexual-slimecicle

oh hi lmao how r u

[homosexual-slimecicle]

[He stares. At Hetero, at the trees, at his own hand, and at the ground beneath him.]

I… Don’t know. Maybe a few months ago I would’ve been ecstatic… but… now…

[Homo pauses for a moment and sighs]

Now I just… feel weird… I can’t tell if it’s a good weird or a bad weird. The line between is sort of blurry…

[He leans back, head in hands]

I- didn’t know you- I mean you- I-

[His voice is shaky. Not just his voice, but his whole body is trembling.]

*gulp* h-

hi. I mean, hi!!

uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..

-heterosexual-slimecicle

oh hi lmao how r u

[homosexual-slimecicle]

[Homo’s eyes widen. Did this… really just happen? Right after Homo FINALLY got over him? Homo felt his heart pounding. He didn’t know what to do or how to react. He tenses up, tightening his grip on the edge of the bench. Homo attempts to roll with it, however he moves stiffly and awkwardly]

[Afraid that he’s embarrassing himself, he eventually just pushes Hetero away]

Wh-what was that, dude?!

[Homo takes deep breaths, clutching his chest as his heart nearly beats right out of it]

*gulp* h-

hi. I mean, hi!!

uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..

-heterosexual-slimecicle

oh hi lmao how r u

[homosexual-slimecicle]

Haha- It’s okay. You’re good.

[He’s unsure what to say. Homo doesn’t talk to people much, so he’s slowly forgetting how to properly continue conversations.]

Uhhh- the. Uh… clouds.

[He points to a random cloud in the sky]

It looks like… A … cloud…

[Homo has no clue what he’s doing.]

*gulp* h-

hi. I mean, hi!!

uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..

-heterosexual-slimecicle

oh hi lmao how r u

[homosexual-slimecicle]

Eh... Really boring honestly. I have to hunt most of the time since it's hard to get to a grocery store. I have no money anyways so even if I could get to a store easily, there wouldn't be much for me to do.

[He shrugs as he takes a seat]

The animals are nice. As long as I'm careful, for the most part they're pretty chill with me.

[Homo smiles warmly as he gazes up at the trees. He pauses for a moment, lost in thought. He then turns to Hetero, speaking somewhat awkwardly]

So... uh... you been doing anything fun recently?

*gulp* h-

hi. I mean, hi!!

uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..

-heterosexual-slimecicle

oh hi lmao how r u

[homosexual-slimecicle]

Park sounds good, yeah! Lead the way, bro!

[He smiles, waiting for Hetero to make his move. He doesn't seem to be aware of Hetero's awkwardness, or at least, he puts it aside as Hetero being unsure of what to say since they haven't spoken in a while.]

*gulp* h-

hi. I mean, hi!!

uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..

-heterosexual-slimecicle

oh hi lmao how r u

[homosexual-slimecicle]

Uhhh sure? You ok buddy? You seem a little off today-

[Homo looks Hetero up and down for a moment, then laughs, putting a hand on Hetero's shoulder.]

Ah, you're probably fine. So, uh... Whaddaya wanna do?

*gulp* h-

hi. I mean, hi!!

uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..

-heterosexual-slimecicle

oh hi lmao how r u

[homosexual-slimecicle]

*gulp* h-

hi. I mean, hi!!

uh..... I-I mean, like, how have you been...? [nervous laughter] jeez, Hetero, get it together. he's just one of the... guys..

-heterosexual-slimecicle

oh hi lmao how r u

[homosexual-slimecicle]

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[homosexual-slimecicle]

*Triplea silently approaches* Hi there! You!

- @homosexual-slimecicle

[You see a group of animals huddled around a phone. As you speak, they all turn to look directly at you. Some of the more timid ones bolt away within seconds, but some others choose to stay, however they remain silent.]

[homosexual-slimecicle]

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