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every gay friend group has: the repressed academic, the ska loving "brawn", the formerly mean girl psychic, the match making anime fan, the astrology lover, the lesbian butcher/reluctant big sister, the sexy cat with nine lives, the walrus who runs a magic shop and the local witch who wants to kill everyone

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the most perfect and normal girl in the world

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I love it when completely normal men get in a relationship with the incredibly strange women and try their best to understand them and to indulge them even tho they’re utterly confused.

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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

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how did you learn to write well?

well first you have to be a very sad child

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i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

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i support women's neutrals. i support when women just stand there and do nothing

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one of my most treasured hobbies is going to a beautiful beach finding a good spot to sit and then pulling out my phone to blog

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girls will be like hm this song reminds me of the most tragic thing that has happened to me I think I'll listen to it on loop

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ALT

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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

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don't forget to pee before, during, and after sex to avoid contracting an HDMI

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when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

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this has got to be my favorite c&h comic of all time. he just turns evil for no reason at all