homunculusmartinasanchez-blog
homunculusmartinasanchez-blog
All the Candy That is Life
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I'm a 21 year old psychology major with a taste for straight rum and magic. Me according to my roommate, Amanda My roommate, Amanda, according to me Lessons from an upcoming pagan
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How- To Destroy Angels - The Wake Up
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but you’re made of ice
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should i be sorry or
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I wish.
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oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium
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So apparently lotion + Dove mousse feels like wet cum.
True story.
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nice progression
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The package I ordered is almost here!
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SO I WENT TO OPEN A CAN OF CHOPPED TOMATOES NOW IM NO FUCKING EXPERT BUT IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE THESE ARE PEARS
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come with me
and you’ll be
in a world of 
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Uh-oh. A new breed of parasitic organism discovered:
Corgiceps.
(Don’t get it? Check this video out. You’ll be glad you did.)
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“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”
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I HOPE YOU LIKE DRAGONS BECAUSE I’LL BE DRAGON MY BALLS ACROSS YOUR FACE TOIGNGHT
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