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This is insane.

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And this is the SECOND time it’s happened in as many years. I thought it was a rehash of the original gender reveal fire, but NO.

I’m not sure what’s worse – waking up to the news that some dipshits in California decided to have a public gender reveal party in the middle of a pandemic and the pyrotechnic device that was supposed to spew pink or blue smoke to make the announcement official malfunctioned and caused a 9000-acre wildfire, or the fact that it didn’t even turn out to be the most senseless thing that’s happened in the last 24 hours.

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Subtypes of Gremlins

Soft Gremlin :

Heavily edited pictures of toads with pink filters, ✨sparkles✨ and angel wings

Sanrio memes

Probably has one of those music boxes with the little spinning dancer thing filles with plastic gems, adorable jewelry and little plastic hearts made to look like crystals

Too many plushies

Either the cutest gremlins or the most ferals

Goes from "I am baby" to posting threatenings memes featuring adorable plushies

Friend with the angels and kid people

Kool Gremlin:

Worms on a string and plastic babies

Probably addicted to coffee or energy drinks 😎

Collects trash

Screeches to assert dominance

Dyed hair

Possum, rats and raccoons

All of their plants die

Probably had or still have a scene/emo phase and/or does skateboard

Cereals on the floor at 3 am

Friend with the crows, raccoons and possum friends

Forest Gremlin :

NO SHOES

Loves mud

Eats dirts

Worms are cute

Friend with all the animals, bugs included 🐛🐌

Room is filled with acorns, pinecones chestnuts, rocks and twigs

BONES 🦴

Baths in rivers

Catches the rain in their mouth

Covered in band aids

Cargo pants for MoAr PoCkEtS

Blanket forts

Camping ! 🏕

Friend with the cottage and adventure/cryptid pals

Ocean Gremlin:

Sea shells everywhere 🐚

Will pay you in sea glass and sea quartz

Crabs are god 🦀

Doesn’t mind the sand in their mouth anymore

Will take you to the aquarium and call every weird animal their child

Watches the little creatures in the tide ponds all day long 🌊

Licks the salt off their skin

Weird sand castles 🏰

Edible algae in their food

Their nemesis are the seagulls

Friend with the pirates and mermaids kids

House Gremlins :

Too many plants 🌱

Diys with trash

Are they planting stuff or burying their ennemies ?

Drinks too much tea ☕️

Collects buttons and ceramic figurines

Sews plushies, clothes and patches wow much talent

Will bake cookies 🍪 and eat them all immediately

Weird noises to communicate

Friend with the grandparentcore children

Engine Gremlin:

Collects mechanical parts, wether still functioning or not ⚙️

Steampunk glasses

Open things to see how they work but can’t reassemble them

Metal shinies

Probably does a bit of programming an creates the weirdest things ever

Robots are baby 🤖

Friend with the steampunk punky punks

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Yes Naruto would have Wart Jr on his island

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twilight au except they’re all in college. no i will not elaborate

ok except for this:

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Now that I’m all caught up on The Rusty Quill podcast’s excellent Pathfinder campaign, I felt it was time for some fanart of the London Rangers (they’re still working on the name) - Sir Bertrand ‘Bertie’ McGuffingam, Sasha, Zolf and Hamid, in descending order of height. Not pictured: Brutor the dog. … Y’all should really listen to the podcast - that’s some good tabletop right there. twitter/patreon/store

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*arrives 1 month and like 18 years late* so… invader zim huh

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Yesterday’s DIY: VCT tile and VCT glue Today’s DIY: Frankenstein-esque grafting of rubber dome key base onto another switch.

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ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING

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Spring comic. Spring is when I miss living in the woods in Wisconsin the most, cool plants, morel mushrooms, my mom pulling wood ticks off my head… just wonderful.

If you like my comic and want to toss some money in my hat here’s a link.  

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my aesthetic: wrapped taco bell burrito sitting on a stack of kinfolk magazines

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Not @ how I own almost every game in the top 30 crafting games list on Steam

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Twitter / Facebook / Patreon (real diary comic) / Instagram

[4-panel comic. June 29, 2019. Panel 1: There are books that want me to live. Panel 2: If I die, I can’t read them. Panel 3: So I should stay. Panel 4: I should stay.]

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Had to share this @WeHeartIt

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Give someone you trust some motivating amount of money. Tell them to not give it back unless you do x thing. Task complete.

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic