honestly-not-a-robot
honestly-not-a-robot
Honestly not a Robot
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Tumblr blog of the Slice of Life / Drama Retail Webcomic - Honestly not a Robot! It is no secret that juggling awkward customers, co-worker squabbles and impractical management dogma is a delicate balance to maintain - so luckily for this Damnson's supermarket: they’ve been hiring! *Based on true stories from my previous career
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honestly-not-a-robot · 12 days ago
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webcomic hiatus update
I just gotta add the transcriptions to the pages in my website, then all 30 new pages of my rewritten chapter 6 can go live! Replacing the flawed 2020 version I wasn't happy with! Then… I'll work on the 14 more pages to replace my previous intermission section to fold that into my full complete chapter 6 haaaaaa (print version next year for UK cons, maybe? OwO)
Took longer than expected, but last year really was just putting out emergancy fires and this year is fixing up my house with well needed repairs. Next year i am writing FORWARD into chapter 8 if nothing else slaps me!!!!
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honestly-not-a-robot · 6 months ago
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march update
I have been feeling better recently to draw more pages of chapter 6 of my comic. Got 35 pages left to go but I have completed 13 so far, a few of them in the last few weeks.
I would love to post the ones I've finished to my site now for the tiniest bit of ego just for me (and me only) but the new pages do not make much sense conversationally when inserted into old page sequences.
So I will just have to be patient and drop the entire chapter when I finish it. UwU
Small extra thingies
Chapter 6 and the "intermission" will be merged and then redrawn. Then after that I am not touching any more past pages. Full stop. Moving onward only. I also recognise that I, myself, can't keep replaying past art and writing either. But at least I know I'll be satisfied with what i achieved once the "reboot" is over.
Wild to see how my archive has changed over the years. hhhhhh
As for me: I'm still tired from a lot of painful emotional years to put energy i don't have into "marketing" my retail comic.
Announcing updates to chapters or pages when i don't have future pages ready feels like wasted energy, at least from my perspective if I was a reader. I'll quietly get chapter 6 ready so I have the option for printing a second book and to finally have CJ's arc locked in.
I won't shout about my comic until I have had a lot more time to heal and have more to SHOW. Just laying that out there to keep anyone still around informed
Thanks for reading my lil update about my silly little retail drama comic ;w;
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honestly-not-a-robot · 10 months ago
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Honestly not a Robot has updated!
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Heads up, emotional neglect and manipulation on display.
Are you a newbie to the slice of life webcomic about the staff at Damnsons' Premium Supermarket? You can start here!
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honestly-not-a-robot · 10 months ago
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S'up peeps, I am feeling tired so I guess i am going* to update the last of my old chapter 5 pages today to the new version I drew at the beginning of the year as I am CRAZY!
Two current chapter updates to go and then I won't be thinking about my comic for a little while 'cause I am TIRED! WOO, YEAH, INSANE!!!
*by going to I mean I already did it https://www.honestlynotarobot.com/archive/
Old versions are under the "Extras tab" on the site
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honestly-not-a-robot · 11 months ago
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Honestly not a Robot has updated!
(the shift is finally starting to end oh my gosh)
Are you a newbie to the dramatic slice of life webcomic about the staff at Damnsons' Premium Supermarket? You can start here!
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honestly-not-a-robot · 11 months ago
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Honestly not a Robot has an update to chapter 5!
The last panel is an addition to the page I made up on the fly and I'm glad I did. 😎 I do try and make my comic page revamps really feel worth it, at least to myself.
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Old versions of my comic, including a run down of why I started the soft remake process, can be found on my site!
Are you a newbie to the dramatic slice of life webcomic about the staff at Damnsons' Premium Supermarket? You can start here!
Chapter 7 will update next Friday 🫡
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honestly-not-a-robot · 11 months ago
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Honestly not a Robot has updated!
Are you a newbie to the dramatic slice of life webcomic about the staff at Damnsons' Premium Supermarket? You can start here!
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honestly-not-a-robot · 11 months ago
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Honestly not a Robot has an update to chapter 5!
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It's more than just a cosmetic change, there's more character stuff added in now wooooo
In fact I updated the page after, the "Mistake" page. Tweaked wording and updated Flori's artwork because she demanded it.
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Old versions of my comic, including a run down of why I started the soft remake process, can be found on my site!
Are you a newbie to the dramatic slice of life webcomic about the staff at Damnsons' Premium Supermarket? You can start here!
Chapter 7 will update next Friday 🫡
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honestly-not-a-robot · 11 months ago
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Forgot to schedule a post but my comic updated but i am on a plane rn so ummmm iou one comic update alert with an image and links and all that magic
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honestly-not-a-robot · 1 year ago
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Honestly not a Robot has an update to chapter 5!
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I am abroad for work atm so I forgot to update a couple of my chapter 5 page redraws oops. It's more than just a cosmetic change, there's more character stuff added in now wooooo
I finished the rest of chapter 5 this week after work cause there is no where to visit, so I will patch them into my site over time 😎
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Old versions of my comic, including a run down of why I started the soft remake process, can be found on my site!
Are you a newbie to the dramatic slice of life webcomic about the staff at Damnsons' Premium Supermarket? You can start here!
Chapter 7 will update next Friday 🫡
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honestly-not-a-robot · 1 year ago
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Honestly not a Robot has updated!
Are you a newbie to the dramatic slice of life webcomic about the staff at Damnsons' Premium Supermarket? You can start here!
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honestly-not-a-robot · 1 year ago
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I cannot stress enough that my slice of life comic is NOT number 7, please, it really has nothing to do with literal robotics I swear
Essential genres of webcomics, updated for 2024:
Gag-a-day strip with the art and writing of a forgettable newspaper comic, but which inexplicably has 25 years worth of intricate setting lore and requires a day-long archive binge to fully understand the context of a grade-school pun.
Self-proclaimed deconstruction of superhero comics or giant robot anime or magical girls or something that has the exact same plot beats as every other self-proclaimed deconstruction of superhero comics or giant robot anime or magical girls or something. If you support the artist's Patreon you can download alternate versions of selected pages where the protagonist has their tits out.
Webtoon that sprang into existence complete with a hundred thousand followers at some point in the last week; the art displays immense technical mastery of figure drawing, but absolutely no grasp of panel layout, and the writing's gender politics are weirdly reactionary for something whose official synopsis manages to use the word "queer" three times in the space of two paragraphs.
Long-form narrative which hasn't received regular updates in several years due to the author's incredibly demanding real-life obligations, but instead of cancelling the comic or going on hiatus, they continue to publish one page roughly every four months with the kind of grim determination normally associated with historical anecdotes about the Battle of Stalingrad.
Fantasy adventure comic which you strongly suspect, but cannot prove, is a direct adaptation of somebody's high school GURPS campaign. The story is so elaborately and discursively plotted that you need to keep the fandom wiki open in a separate tab simply to remember who the fuck any of these people are.
Chicken-scratch parody comic about, like, Rainbow Brite fighting the Care Bears or some shit that somehow has better writing than anything on Netflix.
Semi-autobiographical slice of life comic, except with robots.
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honestly-not-a-robot · 1 year ago
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Honestly not a Robot has updated!
Are you a newbie to the dramatic slice of life webcomic about the staff at Damnsons' Premium Supermarket? You can start here!
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honestly-not-a-robot · 1 year ago
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Honestly not a Robot has an update to chapter 5!
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It's more than just a cosmetic change, there's more character stuff added in now. Ego clashes over what a display counter should represent...
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Old versions of my comic, including a run down of why I started the soft remake process, can be found on my site!
Are you a newbie to the dramatic slice of life webcomic about the staff at Damnsons' Premium Supermarket? You can start here!
Chapter 7 will update next Friday 🫡
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honestly-not-a-robot · 1 year ago
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Honestly not a Robot has updated!
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honestly-not-a-robot · 1 year ago
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From 2nd August every fortnight a new Honestly not a Robot page will update to finish off Chapter 7.
And on non-update dayes, a revamped Chapter 5 page can update in the meantime! (It's worth it, it's sets up Flori better, as well as making her look as great as she demands. It's not just cosmetic changes. ) Thanks for your patience! A lot of stuff keeps happening irl but i am definitely moving forward with comic plans. and pages.
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honestly-not-a-robot · 1 year ago
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