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my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

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please only answer if you’re old enough to legally drink where you live

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and a bed of heather to rest my head | print

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dressing up as a cowboy tonight, I sure hope no one saves any horses or anything

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Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

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my step mom was asking me more questions about the nonbinary thing and after talking to me for a bit, she said "oh, so youre a rosé! not a chardonnay transitioning to a merlot, just your own unique type" which was such a middle aged white woman way to frame it, but i cannot lie gang. it did make me want to cry

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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

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"Masculinity is always about being dominant and emotionless so forcemasc doesn't work" was the dumbest shit in the world. Sometimes being male is about being a sex toy. Or a dog

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basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

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“My job interview goes perfectly”

💼🖊📞💳☕️🪴☕️💳📞🖊💼

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Just got an incredibly generous job offer, so naturally I’m passing these vibes to you!

“I will be blessed with a generous job that works for me”

📥💸💻⏰💡🎊💡⏰💻💸📥

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@peculiarquillis isn't this similar to your situation lol

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patch of sunlight from the window save me