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it's been over a year since this post and i finally own the main game it was referring to (disgaea 3). finally, I can rest.

what is it about long-running JRPG series with multiple entries on Steam where you'll go to the community via subreddit or otherwise to see what they think the best game is and all of the comments are like "oh you want to play the best game in the series? well, you won't find it on Steam. the objectively best game in the series (which has the best story ever conceived for a video game) is actually Schlumbo Chronicles 3: The Schmingus, which was released for the PS3/PSP in 2007 and is the only mainline game to never get a rerelease or port despite being considered one of the best games in the series by hardcore fans. sorry about it."

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to the 280 people (holy shit) who this post resonated with, an update: tomorrow i am finally getting a ps vita and playing disgaea 3

what is it about long-running JRPG series with multiple entries on Steam where you'll go to the community via subreddit or otherwise to see what they think the best game is and all of the comments are like "oh you want to play the best game in the series? well, you won't find it on Steam. the objectively best game in the series (which has the best story ever conceived for a video game) is actually Schlumbo Chronicles 3: The Schmingus, which was released for the PS3/PSP in 2007 and is the only mainline game to never get a rerelease or port despite being considered one of the best games in the series by hardcore fans. sorry about it."

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go hog wild this midsummer !!

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sonic x shadow generations should have a button that functions like the button in Luigi’s Mansion that makes Luigi call out for Mario, but it instead makes Shadow go “Maria…” on command

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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

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happy birthday to the only song

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I know all of those posts saying “guys we have longer days/more sunlight now!!!!” are for people with seasonal affective disorder, and I’m so so glad it’s getting better for a lot of those folks (in the northern hemisphere at least- hang in there southern hemisphere!) having said this every single time I see one it makes me incredibly sad

like, no!!!!! my precious night is being slowly murdered!!!! her sacred hours of peace cut short, what sacrilege! autumn please bring her back to us…

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Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it

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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to arbitration-opt-out@discord.com within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

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got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

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bloodborne

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we're not so different you and I

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in the spirit of april fool's day, may I suggest my favorite benevolent prank? dnd surprise parties.

step 1: pick a friend who's having a birthday or some other special day coming up or just needs a pick me up. this is the target friend of your party.

step 2: obtain a quorum™ of you and the target friend's mutual friends. this is your dnd party, and who you will be scheming with to surprise target friend.

step 3: plan a DnD or other ttrpg one shot that's targeted at the target friend (making it take place in the setting of a piece of media they like is usually a solid method but do whatever you think they'll like).

step 4: select a venue and make a plan to get them there without them knowing the true purpose. this works like any other surprise party. this step is even funnier if you know someone that target friend lives with and can devise a plan to host the party in their own home by having someone take them out to lunch or something and setting up while they're gone (only if you know for sure they would be ok with this of course).

step 5: surprise target friend with a ttrpg one shot tailored to their interests! and preferably some tasty snacks as well!

it's not foolproof, obviously- some people just don't like surprises, and that's okay! i just thought it might be useful for some of the nerds in my laptop haha

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ngl I thought the puzzle piece as an autistic symbol meant like. I am a vital puzzle piece to your society. humans would never have invented half the things they did without us. you're telling me it means I'm missing something?? buddy. listen. listen to me reeeeaal closely. no human has all the pieces to humanity. no one. no one has all the features enables no one has all the strengths weaknesses or quirks. no one has a whole puzzle. we make the freaking complete picture together. that's the freaking point.

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holy shit the jrpg post kinda sorta blew up again and now I have a new follower who isn’t a robot??? now I feel like I should actually post something here more than once a month…