honeygldchelly
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pretty woman & a dual degreedoctoral student 💅🏾
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“Let me get this straight about you Earthlings. You cannot drink water from the most abundant source on your planet because it is 3% salt, yet you can easily process various poisons like capsaicin, caffeine, and menthol, with no harm and even some benefits?” “The human body is weird, man.”
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"Why are you still on tumblr, it's a dead site" Tumblr is the ONLY site that still works in the way of -Follow this person, see their posts- instead of -you stopped scrolling and stayed on this post for .2 seconds longer than others, here's 100 more posts like it- I hate algorithms. Tumblr has its many issues. But at least I keep my choice of what I see.
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Simple Plan recording the What’s New Scooby-Doo? theme song
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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“You think attention is love, and that’s why you suffer so deeply.”
— Unknown
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“My soul chose yours. And a soul doesn’t just forget that.”
— Ben Maxfield
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ID SUCK UR HEART THROUGH UR PUSSY U PRETTY LIP BITCH
😅 thanks
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princess treatment only, never settling for the bare minimum.
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He had a long day…… so I greet him at the door.
On my knees ready to suck the stress away
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