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Ok guys walk with me

The year Sirius ran away, him and Remus went public. Naturally, word got around to Regulus. At first, he was SO excited because “holy shit, Sirius is like me” and thought maybe talking about them both being gay could repair their bond.

He went up to Sirius and asked if it was true that him and Remus were dating. Only for Sirius to immediately assume Regulus was asking because he had a problem with it. Sirius, being Sirius, went all “oh of course you’d be angry about me having a boyfriend” and told Regulus about how he was just like the rest of their family.

A few months later, Sirius finds out about Regulus and James and gets really confused by how he never realized Regulus was gay. He finally decides to ask Regulus why he never told Sirius he was gay. Regulus looks him dead in the eyes and without even a HINT of emotion says

“I tried”.

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Powder

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Arcane Cowboy AU hehe 🤟

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thinking about AU powder with tattoos similar, yet different, than jinx’s

(they are on her opposite side on purpose)

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Australians all let us rejoice, for we have more TimeBomb AU AU. They live in Melbourne too (don't hate me Sydneysiders but there's no way Ekko would live in a city with shit coffee 😋 and it just works, Silco would absolutely be connected to the Carlton mafia, Ekko's the Melbourne Uni Student Union President, Jinx is the menace of the Engineering department, it works.)

For the non-Aussies (seeing I confused the shit out of you with the Bunnings thing), magpies are highly territorial and swoop in spring. Tim Tams are a delicious chocolate biscuit, and Collingwood is an inner Melbourne suburb whose football team has the magpie as a mascot.

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AU AU, haha (like, Australian AU, Geddit?) because I went to Bunnings yesterday and Jinx would've loved Bunnings.

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Everyone on the worst hellsite is doing AU Ekko x Jinx, and I have fomo.

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Bless the original hellsite for enabling me to post this entire post-season-two saga in full.

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HEY @wixenforever I COME BEARING HUMBLE GIFTS FOR TBOTL.

I've been frothing at the mouth since yesterday's fic update :) At every update of TBoTL, really. Speaking of which, I was feeling downright terrible right when you posted the new chapter, and it INSTANTLY rewired the chemicals in my brain. Thanks for that. Also: doodles!! I drew these a week ago but I wanted to clean them up and draw them better, but I thought why not post them anyway? I'll draw more. I will. I will because your story is stuck in my head. And the only way to get it out is drawing and drawing and drawing. Experience demands it.

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Harry James Potter the beauty you are!

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i just mistyped "kreachers tale" as "kreachers take" and i cant stop imagining kreacher with a podcast like "whats up guys thanks for tuning in this episode is sponsored by weasleys wizard wheezes use my promo code REGLIVES for 20% off dungbombs"

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gotta catch 'em all 🚗

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Arcane Season ??? Episode 4- Some things change, some things stay the same

part of my Vi raised by Silco AU, I'm thinking of doing some short comics since I can't write fic lol

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Barda singles out Cass as ‘small one’ because she is slightly smaller than what Barda chooses to recognises as typical mortal human size. Problem solved.

Or something. Love your work.

Wait, do we actually know if Sin is taller than Cass? Is Cass still the shortest member of the team? I need data on this right now.

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what could have been

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A polyamorous relationship between Mel, Jayce and Viktor, but instead kf the typical, media preferred triangle shape, it is in fact a V.

Viktor and Mel both love Jayce. Jayce loves both Viktor and Mel. Que polyamoury negotiations, and Mel and Viktor tolerating each other/getting along as friends while also having 0 romantic interest in each other

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Still on the timebomb bus and I'll be on it forever.