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Bones are at a premium nowadays

Don't say i didn't warn you

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To sin is divine, 4 hotdog $5.99

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Only about 5% of people actually ever become adults and the rest of us are in limbo, idiot jail

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BFs parents call me Icarus as i came way too close to their son

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so so excited for the term "google" as in" to search something on the Internet" to lose Google its trademark

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Sloppy is the Head that throats the crown

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The main characteristic of mammals is milkability and that goes double for that old man

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After you're done with me will you think about your time on this earth? Will you be aware that you have proved less than the sum of your parts? Can you? Does your heart ache when you think how it will weigh against the feather?

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I installed truck nuts above the bar door so I can watch the hunky truck men kiss

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original by @play-now-my-lord

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did it work

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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

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[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

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imagine getting the blower upped on you by Quirk Chungus

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you lost yourself to the woke agenda. Stop being a trans man and go back to a cis man

I don't know what to add in response to this ask it's perfect on it's own. I don't want to soil it

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the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

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