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I KEEP forgetting this exists. (*/ω＼*) (‾◡◝)

The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

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Round Frog and Jens have been Frog-Blobbing together on the Ledge this afternoon with Rather Full Stomachs!

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On our recent vacation my beloved kept saying we should start up a coffee chain and call it Moondollars. I was really confused. I gave an uncomprehending laugh at what I assumed was nonsense.

They finally clarified it's the opposite of Starbucks. I finally laughed as loud as they deserved.

Then I pitched that Moondollar's logo should be a mermaid that’s just a fish head and lady legs.

I finally see their vision. We're gonna take the world by storm.

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Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays

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Liver : Organ You Need To Live :: Spleen : Organ You Need To Splee

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The early bird gets the

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Okay I’m gonna need all yall shit fuck ads to get together and agree on what procrastination is before you get back to me or I’m gonna hurt someone

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Holy ground

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nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX