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thinking abt how nigel probably thought god had given him a partner. man was so religious i know he prayed to god for someone to understand him and love him for who he was and to not feel lonely anymore… and then he was paired with alex and he knew from that moment on the train that god had answered his prayers and what else could he do but rejoice in that.

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ATTENTION PLEASE does anyone have fic recs that are devil’s minion but in a bella edward dynamic? or vibe? or setting? or au? PLEASE i’m so serious

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I’m not the first one to say it, but it just hit me last night. Old Daniel is gonna be sooo desired by other vamps! When you’ve been around for centuries, you’ve most likely fucked all types of people, vampires and humans both, but have you fucked an old-looking vampire? Not many of those to go around, especially thanks to Anne Rice’s lookism. He’s gonna become a new fetish lol. Vamps will be getting in line at his door, fighting each other like paparazzi, just for a chance he spits on them in passing. They will go through his trash and cherish old pen caps he has chewed on. They will never attempt to kill him, except in a crime of passion. Daniel will have an infinite choice of ass, and Armand’s gonna be super pissed

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bob said “they just wanted a few laughs before bed” but it would be amazing if the in universe gen z pushes back online and there’s a whole movement to bring deborah and ava back to late night

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if ava's crush on deb doesn't come roaring back full force after deb said she loves her on national tv then she's god's strongest soldier. i want a parallel to ava's s1 sex dream about deb only this time she doesn't brush it off!!!!!!

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HACKS (hoax - Taylor Swift)

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no one has ever done a better scene in modern television than hacks when deborah has stage fright during her show and remembers carol burnett telling her to just perform for one special person and then the entire studio audience melts away and it’s just ava standing there in an empty studio and her laugh fills the entire space. yeah i’m normal about it.

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I mostly think this phrase is overused, but. Hacks is a rare genuine case of “gay sex is less gay than whatever theyve got going on”

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This show is making me insane…. Like they’re not lovers or friends or enemies… they’re all that and more… they’re mirror images of each other and hate each other for the same reasons they hate themselves and will do anything to keep the other with them even if it means lawsuits and blackmail… they are forcing each other to grow up and be better… they make me crazy😵‍💫

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we will see jimmykayla marriage ceremony and avadeb french kissing in my lifetime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Xena: Warrior Princess, "A Family Affair" | Hacks, "Mrs. Table"

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ok.........wow

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deborah saying she loves ava on national television and choosing her over the show and having 18 months to kill on vacation with ava call that a slippery slope to lesbian sex

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deborah saying she loves ava on live television, the in-universe rpf just got crazier can you imagine wow

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HACKS 4.02|4.09