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can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

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Vatican employee: oh hey u guys are back early

Cardinal: pope’s a yank

Vatican employee: what?

Cardinal: *loading a pistol and getting back in the Sistine Chapel* pope’s a yank

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Not pertinent to anything in particular but I do think it's kinda weird that we keep depicting cavemen in media crawling around on all fours covered in dirt with tangled, matted hair, speaking in broken, cobbled-together toddler language when like.

They were us.

Like literally genetically they were US, just like. A while ago.

Like

Would you trust a TV caveman with a baby? Probably not

A real life caveman though??? I think they'd be at least okay at it

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A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*

Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea

Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything

Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today

Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you

Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)

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Why do all the beautiful, colorful vintage bathrooms end up in the wrong hands. Come here. I would treasure you

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Greatest under appreciated emojis

Safety pin

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Curling stone

🥌

Derelict house

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Candace Hicks: "Notes of String Theory" (2022)

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I saw a lady today holding a kitten really high up so artistic rendition of it because it made my day. The lil guy was just okay with it

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Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"

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lemme tell you something about the double-whammy it is to be working in both the restaurant and film industries

sometimes it feels like i am the ONLY one whose not doing coke

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i think about the way they shot this picture every day.

hellooooooooo where is the behind the scenes video for THIS!!!!!! i need it

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I think we also need to start using the term ragebait again because that is like 90% of the political posts I see on this website (and on youtube and the few tiktoks I've seen and basically every other social site). It's just people saying the most extremist and impractical and absurd shit they can think of, not because they actually believe it but because they know it'll get a reaction (and, in the case of people who are monetized, engagement). Stop falling for it.

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My ides tiramisu, if you even care

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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) dir. Gavin Hood