honingjongen
honingjongen
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honingjongen · 28 days ago
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Bring back the nations father, the children are yearning for his return
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honingjongen · 2 months ago
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gonna take a hot shower and put on a big t shirt and my undies and i’m gonna sit on the floor and color at my coffee table like im 6 years old again and then i’ll feel better
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honingjongen · 3 months ago
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honingjongen · 3 months ago
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touch starved but for physical violence
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honingjongen · 3 months ago
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honingjongen · 4 months ago
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the neurodivergent experience:
20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333
80% of the time: this mind is a prison
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honingjongen · 4 months ago
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nevertheless, we ball
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honingjongen · 4 months ago
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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
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honingjongen · 4 months ago
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When idk what to paint I paint my keys
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honingjongen · 4 months ago
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I started watching dexter and it’s genuinely wild shit. His inner monologue will be like ‘this would be considered a kind action, if I had a heart. But unfortunately, I feel nothing inside. My chest is an empty cage, with no warmth inside it’ and he’s doing some shit like saving a puppy that almost got run over or something
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honingjongen · 5 months ago
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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
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honingjongen · 5 months ago
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it feels like the 63rd of january
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honingjongen · 5 months ago
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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world
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honingjongen · 5 months ago
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honingjongen · 5 months ago
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honingjongen · 5 months ago
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god youre such a nerd *taking off my boxers*
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honingjongen · 5 months ago
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Kind of awesome being raised under a rock because I hear about a movie and go yeah I’ll check that out. Never heard of it before. Watch it. Get my DICK blown off. And then am like. Wow…… has anyone else heard about this critically acclaimed film with a 96% on rotten tomatoes that great filmmakers cite an inspiration for THEIR critically acclaimed films……..
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