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Unmute !

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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A cat I met in the woods yesterday

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my humor 2016

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him

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breakfast

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reel took me the fuck out

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local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

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evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

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nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss