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Tsunade Senju [Hidden in Jianghu]
This is an alternative Tsunade Hokage from the AU universe, created by the Chinese developers of the Naruto Mobile game.
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Tsunade [Ronin/Hidden in Jianghu] will appear not only as a playable character. Also the developers made an original movie: the story about the tragic life of Hashirama's granddaughter, Tsunade.
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🎬The Movie with English Sub
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honoraryplebeian · 8 months
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Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt
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honoraryplebeian · 8 months
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I want someone to make a parody Soulslike where the central joke is that the setting is just the real world with more combat
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honoraryplebeian · 8 months
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Me, a person who cries whenever they hear a species has gone extinct: Oh? A new list of extinct animals has come out. Surely I can get to the end without incident.
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honoraryplebeian · 8 months
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this website is horrible and everyone is mean as fuck. with that being said reblog and compliment the previous person in the tags ✨
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honoraryplebeian · 8 months
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Listen to me I am sick of your dumb ass reincarnating as animals over and over again and coming to visit me at my house as a supposed "sign of your presence" I keep killing the things you come back as every time on purpose I do not want a dog to live here nor a cat nor a beautiful bird nor that which crawls beneath the Earth. We're THROUGH. The relationship ended when your life as a human did. I get that you want to keep this "Twin flame" soul mate reincarnation bullshit afloat but 1. I will not be returning to the cycle of death and rebirth due to my dark heart AND 2. Even if I did come back, good luck being born a human around the same time as me once more. Asshole. I'm salting the earth around my yard so that from the ground no plants may grow and from there comes no germs from plants, no bugs from germs, no birds from bugs, no beasts from birds. No you.
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honoraryplebeian · 8 months
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LINKTOBER 2022
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honoraryplebeian · 8 months
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Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me
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honoraryplebeian · 8 months
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really glad that I have curated my fandom experience such that every time I see a post complaining about the rampant demonization or hatred of a female character I don't even know who they could possibly be referring to because my dash is 100% support for women's wrongs. I cannot think of the last time I saw a condemnation of a fictional woman even though I am assured that it is happening somewhere. on my dash a woman can literally eat people and the whole chat will still stan her
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honoraryplebeian · 8 months
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honoraryplebeian · 8 months
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hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair
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Colombia confirmed the first case of an albino ocelot, after carrying out genetic tests on a feline with white fur and red eyes. 
The ocelot was found as a kitten, weighing just 440 grams, in the rural zone of Amalfi and was first thought to be a puma jaguarundi.
Medellin’s Conservation Park undertook genetic testing on the animal, concluding it was actually a leopardus pardalis, a native species of ocelot that is found all across the Americas.
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honoraryplebeian · 8 months
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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
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honoraryplebeian · 8 months
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Hi I'm so sorry I don't mean to embarass you but I think your headphones fell out of your phone, it must have happened at the bus stop, your phone has just been playing out loud in your hand this whole time and you didn't notice. So sorry, you must be so embarrassed, really I wouldn't have said anything but I know I'd be mortified if that happened to me and I didn't notice until I got home or something. I'd be so self conscious, can you imagine people thinking you were being disruptive and obnoxious on purpose. Haha yeah no worries have a great day
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