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Imagine your OTP/3+ are West Virginia coal miners. They work side by side day by day, until one day the main shaft caves in. They catch each other’s eyes just as the lantern light gutters out and leaves them in darkness. They die holding hands, choking on the afterdamp (poisonous gases) of the explosion.

(Bonus: When they die, they catch a glance of their next life together)

Inspired by verse one of Vienna Teng's In Another Life. 

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love is real but im evil now

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yes honey your evil laugh is utterly diabolical and will definitely strike terror into the hearts of all your enemies now will you please come to bed

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okay Who would start cuddles/would these two idiots cuddles

WHY DIDN’T I ANSWER THIS OH FUCK 

Yes but it’s weird? Server doesn’t usually get anyth outta it when he’s in a vessel, and when he’s not he’s just kind of a shadowy blob which is not impossible to cuddle but it does feel very Weirb – staticy and otherworldly 

Esp earlier on Server would usually be th one to initiate touch but in relation to like, actually cuddling/holding hands later on it ended up bein Hoody most of the time because Server is good at theatrics but not so much at actual feelings. Not to say Hoody is good at feelings he just doesn’t have standards

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ONLY QUALITY CONTENT FROM SCREAMERMOD’S ART FACTORY

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ONLY QUALITY CONTENT FROM SCREAMERMOD’S ART FACTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whos the bigger dumbass

Usually Observer but it’s situational. Observer’s just an asshole who has reasoning behind his actions only 50% of the time and the other 50% is bullshit complicated and Hoody would jump off a cliff to prove a point

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how Gay?

All

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Thinking abt my cringe headcanons for this fail ship

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not to be sappy or extra on main but I love the idea of like… romantic villainy. I wanna conquer and rule the world but I want my love there with me as we look over the lands we own, I wanna lowkey cuddle them on my throne while I command my minions, I wanna give evil speeches in my lover’s embrace… watch a hero fall in fear of my words while my dearest kisses me as I continue my extra ass monologue

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Person A: You make no sense.

Person B: How?

Person A: How can a human being be so attractive?

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Person A: *starts a fucking war*

Person B: *holding a camera* You’re doing great sweetie! Love you!

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He’s thinkin about… Arky

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Why would you ship Observer with Noah when you can ship him with someone who deserves him (i.e., another inconsiderate stalker bastard who hacks people's account ts and harrasses them to make points)

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15.

15. Who cries and bangs on their partner’s chest as their partner holds them close? 

Well you didn’t specify which ship so I’m uh… gonna go with the og rarepair (Hoodserver) 

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Anyway I really do love Hoodserver bc the dynamic is entirely just 

1)"I watch you sleep :D" 

"aw, that's so romantic, I followed you around for three hours last night <3"

2)  "tOGETHER, YOU AND I WILL BE THE STRONGEST COUPLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! WE WILL DOMINATE THE EARTH!!!" 

":DD WHY STOP THERE" 

"YOU'RE RIGHT" 

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Hoody: I care about your well being

Observer: wellthatmakesoneofus