nini/jet (16, she/her), kai (15, she/they), rey (15, they/he/she), dan (15, any pronouns), tannie (15, she/her), debs (14, she/her), nene (14, she/her)
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nene: why are we lying in the parking lot?
kai: you got too hyper and somehow managed to jump out the window, then fell unconscious.
nene: okay... then why are you here?
kai: i didn't want you to be lonely
#accurate we're both dumbasses but nene is more of a dumbass#also it has been established now that i (kai) am the mom friend and not nene cause she's irresponsible as fuck#and i seem to be the only one who cares about everyone's well being and following rules#why are my friends all such dumbasses#i love them for it#but. stress 😔✌️
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rey: weird flex but okay.
debs: weird boast but let's toast.
dan: odd squeeze but yes please.
kai: odd notion but i'll forward the motion.
tannie: lame remark but you played your part.
nini: bizarre muscle contraction but it gives me satisfaction.
nene: can y’all die please.
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cops: you have the right to remain silent
nene: i choose to waive that right
*yells as loud as possible*
#i yell a lot#kai hates me for it#i loudly sang(melodic screaming?) low by flo rida and T-pain while standing on a wall and kai was so stressed ahahaha
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security: no liquids on the plane
dan: okay *starts drinking*
security: people usually throw the shampoo away-
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tannie: *staring out the window, looking pensive*
kai: she's so beautiful, i wonder what she's thinking?
tannie, internally: why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one
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nene: thanks for paying the bill for dinner, love
debs: but... i thought you did?
nene:
debs:
nene: well i guess we won't be going to that place ever again
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the sun: *sees rey*
the sun: i guess my work here is done. i shall never be able to shine as beautifully and brightly as they do
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driving instructor: okay, just put the key in and turn
kai, nervously: like this?
driving instructor: yes now open the door and get in the car
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nini: hey there, sexy thang. how are you still single? i would let you arrest me anytime ;)
rey, sighing: how many times have i told you to stop talking to the mirror
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nene: i wish someone would take me out.
rey: like on a date or with a sniper gun?
nene: surprise me
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nene: will you dance with me?
kai: of course!
both: [begin to dance the macarena in perfect unison]
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cops: you have the right to remain silent
kai: i have to right but bold of you to assume that i have the ability
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dan: why do you always gotta be a smart-ass?
nene: i'm not ALWAYS
dan:
nene: sometimes i'm asleep
#this is so fucking accurate cause dan really hates grammar and shit but nene is super particular about it gfhdjhfgs#and she's always correcting him and he hates it#it also works cause nene sleeps a lot. sleep is her answer to everything.
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nene: *carries all of the groceries in her arms*
debs: *reaches out to grab a couple of groceries*
nene: *switches all of the groceries to one arm to hold debs’s hand*
debs: that’s not what i...okay.
#kai again#why are these two literally our moms when they're the youngest#well. nene more than debs but still#anyway stan dene
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nene: i wish you’d just admit that you’ve made a mistake...
debs: [stirring her coffee serenely] i prefer it with salt.
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debs: wow your legs look great in those jeans
nene: you should see me without them
debs:
debs: why would you take off your legs
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tannie: are you showering
kai: no
tannie: without me ;(
kai: i said i'm not showering
#hey y'all it's kai i'm back :D#tannie really just took over for a while huh#and rey too#awesome so y'all have now been introduced to three of us#the others?#we will see.#also yes tannie and i are dating yes tannie is my gf she will try to convince you she isn't adorable but she is wrong :D
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