↪ 𝑯𝑶𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹 . ( a collection of sentence starters from S4 of syfy’s wynonna earp . adjust phrasing as necessary . )
still not looking at your ass .
does it hurt ?
a first - aid kit , yeah … that’s something we should have , right ?
what kind of psychopath doesn’t use a pen ?
come voluntarily or you’ll be taken by force .
is that why you’ve been so moody and unpredictable ?
absorbent is as absorbent does .
well , that’s a felony .
you could’ve killed me !
it’s nice to see a familiar face .
i need to find [ name ] .
a little help , please .
when i find [ name ] , i am gonna torture her .
you’re alright now .
[ name ] , you came .
[ name ] , i need you to come with me .
i don’t even get where you’re going .
you PROMISED you’d be honest .
let me have a sip of thinking juice , here .
what aren’t you telling me ?
so you also lied to me about NOT lying ??
i need to atone for my recent history .
we’ve all done bad things to each other .
you’re being forgetful . or kind .
next time someone has to risk their lives , YOU’RE IT !
god , you are such a …
i would do literally anything to keep her safe .
sometimes life is a real backpack of balls .
i am so serious , shut your mouth .
if you die , i’ll kill you !
don’t you know how dangerous this is ?
i swore to protect you .
listen , we can help each other , alright ?
is everything a sex joke to you ?
who’s a girl gotta screw around here to get a gun ?
that sounds kinda lesbian .
[ name ] , how could you ?
i’ll show you how it’s done .
you’re stronger than i expected .
i told you , i’m leaving .
[ name ] , what the hell ?!
are you real ?
something here is pretty off .
we’ll think a little better with some fire in our bellies .
say your piece , [ name ] .
it’s just so good to be home .
who are you ?
i thought i’d be safe in here .
the only place scarier than in here , is out there .
i didn’t mean it like that . not at all .
please don’t say you’re sorry anymore . you don’t need to be .
vacation’s over , assholes !
please tell me everyone’s okay , [ name ] .
what really happened to [ name ] ?
i know i let everyone down .
i hope that means there’s no hard feelings .
as you all know , i excel at having opinions .
i wish i knew what we were up against .
don’t yell at me .
home - brewed mold juice will NOT defeat pure evil !
at first i thought it was irrelevant , but then i figured it out .
what does a [ last name ] know about keeping their word ?
there’s been enough crime today .
[ name ] , what’s going on ?
why do i taste skunk ?
that would get my slacks off in a second .
please don’t get off on the wrong foot .
i know every curve . every sigh . every taste .
yeah , i guess i forgot .
i can’t wait for the rest of our lives to unfold .
sorry , i’m just . i’m so distracted .
thanks for taking care of my friend .
i feel like i can handle it .
baby , i’m sorry nobody’s here .
you’re sorry we’re alone in the house ?
i could introduce you .
i’m merely here to conduct business .
everyone knows you’re [ name’s ] man .
stand down , big boy . all it is to me is interesting .
i’m sexy , i’m cute , i found it in a boot .
sometimes i feel like you’re keeping me a secret .
love wins , after all .
you stay away from us .
even if your family sucks , you don’t .
you … opposite of suck .
crush ? don’t say that , okay - not here .
there’s easier ways to say you feel different .
can we go ? now ? like , right now ?
rule number one , we do not work for the enemy !
you’re better than this .
what do you want me to do ?
you wanna see childish ? how about this ?
i know you … and you know me .
what the hell is this place ?
i don’t have my gun !
you have me .
it’s high time we leave this place .
i got you . i got you .
what did you do ?! idiot , what did you do ?!
all i have is my people .
i owe you nothing .
you may be dumbstruck but you’re not an idiot .
what are you doing sleeping with a pistol under your pillow ?
it’s my bedroom , i’ll ask the questions .
i’ve been keeping watch .
we don’t talk about that anymore .
oh my god , don’t ever do that to me again !
say hello to my little friend …
in the future , if you wanna hurt me - just say please .
give me one good reason why i shouldn’t pluck your eyes out like grapes … then steal these shades .
i’ve made my own fate .
i knew you could handle yourself .
demons can’t hold their liquor .
you are a welcome sight for these sore eyes .
it’s so good to be home … and in your arms .
extreme makeover , homo edition ? kill the drill .
what choice do we have ?
speaking of the team , has anyone seen [ name ] since this morning ?
all that matters is he’s safe .
we all did what we had to do to survive .
what’s happening to me ?
i can’t wait anymore . it’s been over a year .
can you help ?
the price is steep .
i will do anything to get her back .
[ name ] , it’s all coming back to me . i did something terrible .
sweetie , it’s okay – just … spit it out .
any man that would shoot another man in the back doesn’t deserve to be known or remembered .
you miss it , don’t you ?
the rules were simpler , then .
i don’t have the luxury of getting old and forgetting all the things i’ve done .
i’d like to know the plan before i celebrate it .
they don’t deserve death , they deserve to be destroyed .
you look like you need an ambulance .
so we’re dealing with what , some kind of hex ?
we need to focus on a cure .
wise words from a leader of tomorrow .
oh , great – you’ve heard of me .
you listen to me , goddammit .
everyone still needs me to keep them safe .
this thing between you and i isn’t over until i say it’s over .
how am i supposed to live a normal life ? why the fuck would i want to ?
just once i’d like for someone to come in with flowers .
i don’t pick sides . i’m in it for myself , does that sound familiar ?
it’s a compliment . it’s how we’ve both managed to survive .
noble men do not have the luxury of being neutral in times of war .
i like taking care of you . i’d be happy to do it for the rest of our lives .
you did something terrible . but you being you , how terrible could it be ?
i come bearing apology beer .
do you wanna hear my sob story ?
i did manage to get my hands on this stupid thing .
you are everything .
hide your kids , hide your wives , ‘cause we are storming the fucking castle .
can you not do that right now , during my rousing speech ?
don’t jump to plan c before we’ve even tried plan a .
wait , wait – are you sure about this ?
no , no – GAH , I’M GONNA KILL YOU !
i shouldn’t have given up , cause that’s what i did . i gave up .
i let everyone down , but today i’m gonna change that .
i need you to kill me .
hey , i know how this looks .. but i’m asking you to TRUST me .
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minxie had not withstood the gnolls as well as she'd hoped. they're vicious, bloodthirsty creatures ―― the worst keyleth has ever seen, and stronger than she'd anticipated. every swipe of claws and gnash of teeth was returned twofold, until the biggest one had simply taken her by the scruff and flung her, sending her tumbling and reverting back to her humanoid self; far worse for wear. the rest of the battle passed in a daze, and she doesn't even notice the other druid until she speaks.
❝ is it? ❞ she follows amanita's gaze with a frown, and ―― oh, yes, that's particularly unpleasant. and though her own eyes mirror a strange fascination with the mangled limb, it's nothing akin to the gleam in mismatched hues that she unconsciously begins to lean away from; the shock is fading to wake her nervous system, and the pain already beginning to pulse through various wounds isn't making whatever the other has in mind very appealing. ❝ oh, no, it's okay -- really, you don't have to -- ❞ oh, she's counting. keyleth doesn't so much wince as she tenses up, gasped breath catching somewhere behind her teeth as her shoulder snaps back into her rotator cuff. her hands flex around her staff, some of the wood splintering beneath her palms before she exhales, leaning back against the boulder at her heels.
❝ thanks, nita, ❞ she mumbles, cheeks puffing out while her heart struggles to settle from the second jolt of adrenaline through her body, and the steady ooze of blood from a few select canine - shaped wounds. at least, the heartbeats of pain have started to pull her from the weary buzz in her head, enough for her to peer at her companion in search of injuries. although it seems amanita was smart enough to stay on the sidelines. still, she shimmies a little to stand up straighter and asks, ❝ do you need anything? or the others? ❞
[ fix ] for one muse to mend a dislocated joint.|| @horiznwlker from keyleth!
" oh, that is nasty!" amanita declares, trying very poorly to hide her fascination with the way keyleth's arm hangs at her side. amanita had been sure to stay on the edge of battle, working her magic from afar. keyleth, however, had gotten pulled into a more physical altercation. the other druid was tough, it was one of the first things amanita had learned about her. tough didn't matter when her arm was pulled out of her socket. it had been an astounding display, really, but astounding was simply not enough.
" let me help, " she hums, eyes bright & full of curiosity. she wants to know how keyleth will take this, how she handles pain. there was only so much the mortal body could handle, afterall. amanita closes the space between them, not giving the other druid the chance to protest. she places her hands on keyleth's arm, her grasp firm. she was going to set it back in place, they could do this without magic.
" on the count of three, okay? " though the inflection in her voice sounds like a question, the glint in her eyes suggests it is not, " count with me. one… two… " ( she doesn't make it to three. ) there is an unpleasant crack that is too familiar to amanita. she watches keyleth with intense interest, watching her reaction.
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