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Seven words no girl ever wants to hear: “you are over encumbered and cannot run.”
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when you type “parks and rex” instead of “parks and rec”
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i love being a cat owner and not being scared by sounds in the middle of the night because i already know who the fuck it is
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imagine how scary danny devito would be if he was anything other than an actor like what if he was your dentist
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